Jon Voight's Teeth Move Into the Red-Carpet Catering Business
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 6:15 AM on May 31, 2008
Either Jon Voight dined alone before attending this week's Dirty Harry DVD re-release event, or his date hates him. We can think of no other explanation for the unfortunate tooth-bound leftovers caught by paparazzi outside the theatre, whose reckless pursuit of tabloid infamy has nothing on the ever-elusive "Incisor Salad" shot — a celebrity catch ranking somewhere between "drunken mug shot" and "B-list baby" (e.g. spawn of Alba, Richards, Richie, etc.). We salute the classy shutterbug who nabbed the close-up you'll find after the jump; moreover, besides the live plant jutting from his grill, we have got admit Voight is looking terrific these days.


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icallthebigonebitey
Posted 6:38 AM 31/5/08
@icallthebigonebitey:
THAT you asshole. THAT.
icallthebigonebitey
icallthebigonebitey
Posted 6:38 AM 31/5/08
Ratso Rizzo would've never let than happen to Joe Buck.
icallthebigonebitey
NoWireHangers
Posted 6:24 AM 31/5/08
Now, that's a picture of Grandpa Angelina can frame of the kids.
NoWireHangers
Losin_it
Posted 7:32 AM 31/5/08
It's not Jon's fault, entirely. His Flossing Assistant showed up a little late this afternoon.
Losin_it
Cultmember
Posted 7:30 AM 31/5/08
"You got a pretty mouth!"
Cultmember
kookla
Posted 8:04 AM 31/5/08
And that is the one and ONLY reason that I love the paparazzi.
kookla
John5th
Posted 8:03 AM 31/5/08
"I yam what I yam!"
John5th