Joel Silver Leaving Warners! Except He's Not! Let Him Get Back to You!
Posted by Defamer Hollywood at 6:25 AM on May 15, 2008
As if a third-place opening wasn't bad enough for Speed Racer producer Joel Silver, Page Six today added a liberal dose of existential crisis to the mix when it reported Silver may have flopped for Warner Bros. for the last time. "For the past few months, he's been trying to get his deal extended, but the thinking at Warner is maybe just let his contract run out," its source says — but wait! Silver himself told Nikki Finke yesterday that he's sought no such extension! But his contract still isn't being renewed! We're so confused — help us, Joel!
"My deal has a year and a half to go. I won't renew it until the deal is up. And my Dark Castle deal has 16 movies released through Warner Bros which are independently funded, and which we have all the money for. And the first one is the Guy Ritchie movie, RocknRolla, which will be in October." ...
"Everyone is disturbed about this. I know there's a long list of Hollywood types right now kinda elated about that. But Warner Bros is my family, I've been there for 22 years, and we're fine. But I can't stop the slings and arrows of the world around me."
Schadenfreude aside, a year and a half is a long time, so please forgive us, Nikki, for playing this one by ear anyway. That said, we tend to think Silver's fairly untouchable even after a succession of bombs at a studio where it's open season on upper management. Nevertheless,anything's possible — especially with a Guy Ritchie movie standing between now and then. Be afraid.
- Not so Fast, 'Speed' [Page Six]

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STV
Posted 6:47 AM 15/5/08
This is actually a shot of his little-known Speed Racer cameo as a racetrack cone.
STV
NoWireHangers
Posted 6:42 AM 15/5/08
I'm suddenly craving orange Tang.
NoWireHangers
mitchel_stevens
Posted 6:41 AM 15/5/08
WHERE WILL I GO FOR GIANT SPIDERS?! WHERE!!!
mitchel_stevens
Tiger_Tanaka
Posted 6:40 AM 15/5/08
That suit! He should team up with Hoboken Beach Diet Guy and fight crime.
Tiger_Tanaka
kookla
Posted 6:33 AM 15/5/08
How can we miss you if you won't go away?
kookla
Juancho
Posted 7:57 AM 15/5/08
The sad thing is, those Dark Castle projects are hugely profitable, and they're not bad if you take them for what they are: schlock. I'm betting WB is in the black on foreign/broadcast pre-sales and DVD projections, let alone actual theatrical b.o.
William Castle is probably smiling from the great beyond.
Juancho
raincoaster
Posted 10:53 AM 15/5/08
Dark Castle? DARK CASTLE? Like, the game I got on my Mac Plus in what, 1987?
raincoaster
StevieRayHalen
Posted 10:38 AM 15/5/08
holy shit. He looks like the worlds most expensive orange.
pock marks and all.
StevieRayHalen
pixie-stix
Posted 10:58 AM 15/5/08
Is Joel Silver a shill for the makers of Tang?
pixie-stix
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 12:09 PM 15/5/08
This is actually a naked Joel Silver after 200 Mystic Tans.
Little Mintz Sunshine
Barry_Mckokiner
Posted 3:07 PM 15/5/08
@Tiger_Tanaka: Ba Zing!
Barry_Mckokiner