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Jodie Foster's Lovelorn Lingerie Shopping Escapade
Posted by Mark Graham at 10:05 AM on May 31, 2008
As Defamer's resident sous chef Molly McAleer will attest, the most difficult part of culling together each week's installment of Dirt Sandwich is not finding material worthy of inclusion, but rather trying to decide which parts to eliminate. This week's episode is no exception; even in a four day work week, this sammy is overflowing with juicy morsels of celebrity detritus. WATCH (!) as Billy Bush nearly drops an s-bomb when he learns about Clay Aiken's impending fatherhood. REVEL (!) in the sheer delight of knowing which celebrity in Hollywood Barack Obama looks up to. CELEBRATE (!) the wonder of TMZ's long-haired broseph when he describes Jodie Foster's erotic shopping trip as "Harsh, dude." Our thoughts exactly.
As Defamer's resident sous chef Molly McAleer will attest, the most difficult part of culling together each week's installment of
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TryThisAtHome
Posted 11:56 AM 31/5/08
Please someone tell me what TMZ stands for, and who is the teacher who's always writing on the dry erase board?
TryThisAtHome
TryThisAtHome
Posted 12:19 PM 31/5/08
And I thank you.
TryThisAtHome
hughman
Posted 12:12 PM 31/5/08
The Monkey Zoo. he's the Head Monkey.
hughman
tribalpottery
Posted 3:23 PM 31/5/08
Thirty Mile Zone. Epicenter is La Cienga and Beverly.
tribalpottery
TryThisAtHome
Posted 4:12 PM 31/5/08
Okay, and now I thank you.
TryThisAtHome
Mercutia
Posted 7:31 PM 31/5/08
The Media Zombies?
Hey, this is fun!
Mercutia
Sailor
Posted 10:07 PM 31/5/08
Thus Mutates Zarathustra
Note to the "dude" from TMZ commenting on the "harshness" of watching Jodie Foster shop for lingerie: taking a breath is probably too much for you to fathom, assface.
Sailor
regisgoat
Posted 11:57 PM 31/5/08
Much easier than watching the whole revolting thing spread out over the course of a week. I like to think of myself as being fairly vicious, but what's the big deal about Jodie Foster buying underwear?
regisgoat
SanFranBetsu
Posted 3:13 AM 1/6/08
@regisgoat: Slow news week?
SanFranBetsu
kookla
Posted 4:22 AM 1/6/08
'Tards, Mutants and Zealots.
Your run-of-the-mill basic rejects from high school who got picked on by the popular kids and are now exacting their revenge by taunting people who are rich and famous.
kookla