Jerry Seinfeld Now Topping TomKat's Scientology Recruitment List As Cruise Family Takes Manhattan
Back in October of 2006, Vanity Fair shocked us all by nabbing the first family photos of until-then MIA Suri Cruise, the tiny Xenuphobic bundle of joy Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had masterfully kept hidden months after her no-screaming-allowed birth. Why were we shocked? Accusations from both the press and the masses flooded the public narrative claiming little Suri looked nothing like Tom or Katie, some going so far as to claim the pregnancy was faked. But after the Knights of Hubbard spent this past weekend in New York with Suri in tow, it's become clear to us that Suri is quite obviously a real-live Cruise. The pictures that convinced us, along with details on which stars the Cruises spent time proselytizing dining with out East, after the jump.
While in New York, the Cruises had dinner with Jessica Seinfeld, possibly to discuss kid stuff (the third Seinfeld spawn is just about the same age as Suri). And though Katie's offer to star in a Broadway play this fall has allegedly been vetoed by Tom, she was at least allowed to accompany him to the Frances McDormand and Morgan Freeman-starring Country Girl. And as the photos above show, Suri is beginning to resemble Katie more and more with every passing month. Which has us thinking, maybe it's time to put those Rosemary's Baby rumours to rest.
[Photo credits: Splash, Vanity Fair]
7:40 AM on Tue May 6 2008
by Molly Friedman
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myeah she looks like katie but the dad could be any dude with brown hair. she def doesn't have toms pointy nose.. isn't her dad sposed to be L.ron? she looks a bit like him if you have ever seen a comparison.
Gorgeous child.
@applejuice:
That was always the most obvious clue to this whole fake fucking pregnancy, but nobody every mentions it.
DexterRiley
Wait, is it the light in this recent photo, because what happened to the jet black hair Suri had on the Vanity Fair Cover.
Hair goes darker as we age, not the other way around. The mysteries never end. :o)
Decebal
I've always thought she looks older than they claim she is--and she certainly looks too old to still have a bottle.
CaveatLector
That kid is too old to still have a bottle.
IKnowThings
The thing is, Jerry Seinfeld has dabbled in Scientology before. He fully admits it. And you know how much money he has that they would love to get their hands on...
Juancho
I still need a DNA test to confirm that child is Tom's...because she looks like her MAMA!!!
But then....
Her Mama looks like her Daddy...
So...nevermind...
Lala11_7
All I know is, in all her photos for a while [Katie] looked totally bloated, retaining water all over (face, arms fingers etc) in photos. That is hard to fake. That looked like REAL pregnancy.
THEN, we didn't see her for a while (2-3 weeks? Can't remember now.) and all of the sudden her face looked non-pregnant, no bloat, she looked all pretty and un-pregnant in the face. AND she also had this bizzaro shaped stomach all of the sudden - it looked like a freakin' inflatable ball or some crap stuffed down her shirt. AND if moved all around on the same day.
When I've been pregnant that end of pregnancy bloat has never disappeared until AFTER I gave birth (not for any of my friends either).
applejuice
gawd, it must suck being TomKat's friends, because you know the inevitable Amway/Scientologist pitch is always around the corner...
StevieRayHalen
Seriously, Molly, this just doesn't sound right.
Of course she's got the mother's genes. But what about the father? Until she starts jumping on couches in her tighty whitey's, I say the father is an anonymous sperm donor with Cruise's genetic traits...
You might want to start looking around for Scientology Ninjas slipping brainwashing chemicals into your Grey Goose..
Of course, it is Cinco de Mayo and I'm already partying, so take all this with a grain.
Viva La Raza!!
Pay_Me_Or_Pay_Me_No_Attention
What, the mysterious 11 month beach ball pregnancy is now suddenly accepted as biological fact? Nobody ever said she wouldn't look like Katie - people just wondered if she'd look like Chris Klein.
Unless I someday see a photo of that baby emerging from Katie's vagina with a dated newspaper from the day wedged underneath her as proof, I refuse to believe the whole thing went down as they said it did.
The sheer coincidence of sharing a birth date with Post Partum Blues Queen Brooke Shield's baby is just too hinky.
Sweet Panda Love
She is cute beyond words. She is definately prettier than the Chosen One.
Still hard to believe a man married twice, with adopted children, all of a sudden has his own biological spawn.
If she ends up with his nose, I will believe it.
Decebal
Poor thing, looks like she'll have Tom's nose.
Miss Cast
let us hope she gets Katie's height....though I am not sure about whose acting chops she should have. Hmmmmm
MissFiFi
Actually, the blue eyes could come from both of them, because that's a recessive trait.
KateNonymous
she is a deadringer for katie but where do the blue eyes come from? katie? tom?
deadre
Why can't the Rosemary's Baby rumors continue? Even if Suri mostly resembles Katie, she could still easily be half L-Ron, and no one would be the wiser.
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ITS EYES???"
"Uh, she has her father's eyes."
icallthebigonebitey
Xenu can have the Seinfelds if he takes his claws out of Forest Whitaker.
NoWireHangers