Jennifer Aniston Uses Patented Demi Moore Boy Toy Magnet: The Bikini
Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer the new Demi and Ashton? After seeing these new photos taken in Miami while Jen continues filming Marley & Me, we’re noticing several similarities between her new fling with the tattooed O-face master and the queen and prince of age-gap relationship success stories. Like Ashton was, John is a young, charming, bed-hopping bachelor, and just like Demi, Jennifer is an insanely hot divorced actress far more famous than her beau. The icing on the cougar cake? Just like the Moore-Kutchers, it all started with a bikini:
In one of the most memorable comebacks in celebrity history, Demi and her new bikini body leaped onto the screen in the Charlie’s Angels sequel, rousing a collective “Yowza!” heard and seen ’round the world (and, most likely, in Ashton Kutcher’s drawers). And while Jennifer was definitely adorable throughout all her many “looks” on Friends, from The Rachel to The Bob, and even The Post-Divorce Weight Loss stage, we’ve never seen her look better than she does now. And thanks to an itty bitty pink bikini, showcasing Bond Girl tits (reminiscent of the fembots in Austin Powers), that tan, that hair, she’s pulled off the same tactic perfectly. For the first time in our lives, we’re actually thinking the previously unthinkable phrase, “What was Brad thinking?”
[Photo credits: X17, Splash]
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Jennifer has a fuck!ng perfect body! Sometimes I hate her for that, but every time she does an interview, she seems so charming and down to earth that I still lover no matter what. I am in my late 20’s and men I really which I had a body like that.
You people that want to praise Jolie-Pitt for their charity, go ahead but understand one thing: there are a lot of celebrities that give a lot of money, they just don’t choose to expose it (like Jolie-Pitt). Jen as an example.
My friend met her in Chicago when she was filming that movie with Vauhn and said she was the most down to earth person.