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Jennifer Aniston Uses Patented Demi Moore Boy Toy Magnet: The Bikini
Posted by Molly Friedman at 7:55 AM on May 13, 2008
Are Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer the new Demi and Ashton? After seeing these new photos taken in Miami while Jen continues filming Marley & Me, we're noticing several similarities between her new fling with the tattooed O-face master and the queen and prince of age-gap relationship success stories. Like Ashton was, John is a young, charming, bed-hopping bachelor, and just like Demi, Jennifer is an insanely hot divorced actress far more famous than her beau. The icing on the cougar cake? Just like the Moore-Kutchers, it all started with a bikini:
In one of the most memorable comebacks in celebrity history, Demi and her new bikini body leaped onto the screen in the Charlie's Angels sequel, rousing a collective "Yowza!" heard and seen 'round the world (and, most likely, in Ashton Kutcher's drawers). And while Jennifer was definitely adorable throughout all her many "looks" on Friends, from The Rachel to The Bob, and even The Post-Divorce Weight Loss stage, we've never seen her look better than she does now. And thanks to an itty bitty pink bikini, showcasing Bond Girl tits (reminiscent of the fembots in Austin Powers), that tan, that hair, she's pulled off the same tactic perfectly. For the first time in our lives, we're actually thinking the previously unthinkable phrase, "What was Brad thinking?"
[Photo credits: X17, Splash]
- JENNIFER ANISTON IS BACK IN HER BIKINI AND BACK WITH JOHN MAYER [Egotastic]
- JENNIFER ANISTON GETS FRIENDLY IN THE POOL WITH HER TATTOOED NEW BEAU JOHN MAYER [Daily Mail]
Tags: ashton kutcher | demi moore | hanky panky | jennifer aniston | john mayer | rumors | splashpic | x17
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Celia
Posted May 13, 2008 1:37 PM
Jennifer has a fuck!ng perfect body! Sometimes I hate her for that, but every time she does an interview, she seems so charming and down to earth that I still lover no matter what. I am in my late 20's and men I really which I had a body like that.
Jo
Posted May 14, 2008 2:24 AM
You people that want to praise Jolie-Pitt for their charity, go ahead but understand one thing: there are a lot of celebrities that give a lot of money, they just don't choose to expose it (like Jolie-Pitt). Jen as an example.
My friend met her in Chicago when she was filming that movie with Vauhn and said she was the most down to earth person.
NoGrumpys
Posted 8:24 AM 13/5/08
having to deal with six screaming children or getting regularly serviced by an appreciative "boy toy de jur"
hmmmmmmm
JEN WINS!!!!!!
NoGrumpys
Leviticus_71
Posted 8:23 AM 13/5/08
Ya holy shit. You could dial a phone with those nipples. They're like the erasers on those huge novelty pencils. Although she looks more like Randy Quaid in Kingpin after a brief interaction with the freezer.
Leviticus_71
derby
Posted 8:16 AM 13/5/08
I always liked aniston. she's hot. Not a terribly great movie talent, but her looks erase some of the junk she's appeared in (yes, i am looking at you 'rumor has it...'). do I see her and mayer together? Not at all. But it could be worse - it could be dax shepard.
derby
CourageousCoward
Posted 8:13 AM 13/5/08
"...just like Demi, Jennifer is an insanely hot divorced actress far more famous than her beau."
And unlike Demi, Jennifer has not had half a million dollars worth of plastic surgery done (just a rhinoplasty or two thank-you-very-much) and she's Greek!
CourageousCoward
RocketRockit
Posted 8:12 AM 13/5/08
What was Brad thinking? Probably the same thing I think every time I look at Aniston: "boring. Bored. God, so bored. Zzzzz."
RocketRockit
pkittie
Posted 8:50 AM 13/5/08
"Office Space", anyone? Very appealing in that.
pkittie
mordecai1908
Posted 8:48 AM 13/5/08
I've been saying "What was Brad thinking?" since Day One. And the more I see Aniston in a bikini, the more I keep saying it. That being said, I don't see the Jen-John mash-up lasting long past the summer. I think they're both getting what they want out of the "relationship", though, and God bless them for it.
mordecai1908
kookla
Posted 8:41 AM 13/5/08
No matter what I think about her (which is not often), that body is a wonderland.
kookla
Desk_hack
Posted 8:32 AM 13/5/08
@derby: Did you see The Good Girl? She was terrific in that, and proved that she has a lot more to offer the world than Friends. I think her career is mismanaged more than anything.
Desk_hack
Bentos, Der Frischmacher!
Posted 9:03 AM 13/5/08
SIGH....My sister got to learn guitar....I went to Computer club.....If I ever have a son, I'm handing him a guitar at 3 years old to ensure he is never without a date.
Bentos, Der Frischmacher!
derby
Posted 9:40 AM 13/5/08
@Desk_hack: yep, 'good girl' was good. i agree. there are a few others as well... i'll even throw in 'along came polly' even though she just had to put on her rachel/'friends' character to get through it. mismanaged is probably right. i think she has some good roles ahead of her. i hope...
derby
Decebal
Posted 9:29 AM 13/5/08
"What was Brad thinking?" That the grass is greener on the other side, just like every other person on this planet.
It's never greener on the other side, even pretty boys find out the hard way eventually.
Decebal
Passwordforgetter
Posted 9:19 AM 13/5/08
I guess I'm one of those freaks that cannot divorce the personality from the person. You can throw Angelina, Posh, Lilo, Paris, Demi, etc. in the same pile.
"The self is always coming through" - Tyler Durden
Passwordforgetter
lukfarang
Posted 10:03 AM 13/5/08
"Friends with Money," anybody?
She seems like a nice chick overall. And I covet her ass.
lukfarang
EuroDad
Posted 9:45 AM 13/5/08
i've said it a thousand times before and i'll say it a thousand times more:
i'll take Jen over Angie any day of the week and six ways to Sunday
EuroDad
PaisleyPajamas
Posted 9:44 AM 13/5/08
Because of the constant media focus on their relationship/non-relationship, and both having track records for nanosecond 'bloid relationships, I think this is PR and not true love.
PaisleyPajamas
Madaketgal
Posted 11:27 AM 13/5/08
Ummm, I hate to state the obvious, but one woman is working on her tan, the other is dealing with world hunger, motherhood, etc. etc. That doesn't make one more sane than the other, but I have no doubts as to why Brad made his decisions. I'd do the same.
Madaketgal
MartyPants
Posted 12:34 PM 13/5/08
@Madaketgal: I'm also Team Jolie. Nice to meet ya.
MartyPants
DuckyDoom
Posted 4:22 PM 13/5/08
@Bentos, Der Frischmacher!: every rockstar type I've dated has been a prick. Nerds are the ones to go for - they're usually so awestruck that a girl is talking to them that they'll do anything she says :D
DuckyDoom
Mr. Ice
Posted 4:50 PM 13/5/08
Is anyone else with me in making a formal request to John Mayer that he stop banging all of my favorite hot as shit starlets? Thank you.
Mr. Ice
lrubemp
Posted 3:18 AM 14/5/08
Mayer's a "young, charming, bed-hopping bachelor"? What are you, his publicist? Reality check: raging asshole with money.
lrubemp
NoGrumpys
Posted 5:14 AM 14/5/08
@PaisleyPajamas:
not true love?!
This is sport fucking
All sweaty HOT and decadent
NoGrumpys