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Is It Splitsville For Jodie Foster And Her Roommate Of 14 Years?
Posted by Seth at 3:35 AM on May 15, 2008
It's difficult enough to note the end of another seemingly rock-solid Hollywood relationship when the two parties are willing to at least admit that yes, they were involved. But how does one go about relaying the sad news that a love is no more, when the love was never outwardly acknowledged in the first place? What's that you say? By ceasing to be such a busybody and allowing them to lead their private lives in private? But we simply cannot do that! This is Jodie Foster we're talking about—and her beautiful Cydney!
[T]he National Inquirer [sic] magazine claims the pair have now parted ways.
A source is quoted in the publication as saying: "Jodie's break up with Cydney is shocking."She and Cydney have been together for so many years and have two children together - the potential fallout and legal wrangling from this could be monumental."
Assuming the Enquirer isn't wrong about this—and, let's face it, they rarely are—we must say we find the development devastating. For if two strong, glass-closeted, 40-something women with kids can't make it in this crazy world, what chance do the rest of us have? Excuse us for a moment, will you, while we seal ourselves inside our "Oh My God—We're Going To Die Alone!" Panic Room (aka the couch, with a Costco-sized Pringles tube and a DVRful of Divorce Court) until the wolves of despair journey on.
- Jodie Foster 'calls off her 14-year lesbian relationship' [DailyMail.co.uk]
Tags: celeb divorce | gawker | gays | jezebel | jodie foster | top
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nyobserver
Posted 4:35 AM 15/5/08
wow. This def is a sad development. I feel like I'm in a forever situation with my gf, mainly b/c of her constant references to our upcoming adventures once we're hobbling about. But this certainly makes one wonder about the permanence of anything.
nyobserver
scroll_lock
Posted 4:30 AM 15/5/08
@NoWireHangers: 70/30 would have been more like it, I mean how much income could Cydney have had compared to Kristy McNichol, I mean Jodie?
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inchworm
Posted 4:28 AM 15/5/08
nooooooooooooooooo.
inchworm
NefariousNewt
Posted 4:26 AM 15/5/08
"Cydney, I've met... a man... I know it's weird, but somehow I connect with him. His name is Perez..."
NefariousNewt
Old No.7
Posted 4:15 AM 15/5/08
Who gets custody of the pinball machine?
Old No.7
NoWireHangers
Posted 4:11 AM 15/5/08
@scroll_lock: For your information it was a double ended dildo, and they cut it in half.
NoWireHangers
loganmo
Posted 4:11 AM 15/5/08
Somewhere in the mental unit of a prison in DC, an inmate smiles with a dallop of hope.
loganmo
scroll_lock
Posted 4:05 AM 15/5/08
Have they agreed to joint custody of the strap-on?
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mordecai1908
Posted 4:04 AM 15/5/08
That's one way to come out of the closet - by being sued by your former partner and the mother of your children.
mordecai1908
I Don't Get It
Posted 3:59 AM 15/5/08
Can't believe you passed up the chance to use "Lesbo A Go Go" as the headline. I'm ashamed for you.
I Don't Get It
winniemc
Posted 3:58 AM 15/5/08
OMG! She was at the Mary J. Blige concert the other night, looking SO dreamy. Call me if you need a rebound...
winniemc
queensissy
Posted 3:57 AM 15/5/08
You mean I might finally have a chance with her? Hooray! Oh wait; I'm not a lesbian. Forgot for a second there.
queensissy
spanktastic
Posted 3:53 AM 15/5/08
I must have been the last to know she batted for the other team. I thought she kept her private life private to be classy, not to hide a chick in her closet.
spanktastic
icallthebigonebitey
Posted 3:50 AM 15/5/08
This could be the opportunity Lindsay's been needing. If she plays it right, there could be an Oscar in her future! Or at least some babysitting money.
icallthebigonebitey
TryThisAtHome
Posted 5:11 AM 15/5/08
Just as in straight divorces, I feel sorry for the kids.
TryThisAtHome
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 5:01 AM 15/5/08
Lesbians. They're just like us. Except for the stout calves and the liking of the real dick things.
Little Mintz Sunshine
inkydinkydo
Posted 5:34 AM 15/5/08
I think it has more to do with Cyd not wanting to drink even one more drop of that uriney looking wine...not even for her dearest Joads.
inkydinkydo
econdave
Posted 5:16 AM 15/5/08
Hmmm, first the rumors about LiLo being a lesbian, and now this. Coincedence? I think not.
econdave
queensissy
Posted 6:19 AM 15/5/08
@econdave: Disney must have some incredible gaydar, being able to scope these girls out at such a young age.
queensissy
nyobserver
Posted 6:05 AM 15/5/08
@Little Mintz Sunshine: I would just like to point out that I'm rockin' a pair of sexy calves that can best be appreciated while wearing eff me pumps. Thank you very much. (especially to my regular cycling workouts).
nyobserver
Sweet Panda Love
Posted 5:58 AM 15/5/08
The death of lesbian bed death. Alas.
Sweet Panda Love
mrtrailsafety
Posted 5:49 AM 15/5/08
hopefully Das DoubleDönger was not halved lengthwise. Other than that...yes, you will die alone.
mrtrailsafety
NadaZero
Posted 6:42 AM 15/5/08
Ah, man, this bites.
NadaZero
PaisleyPajamas
Posted 6:59 AM 15/5/08
You can always tell a "couple" from "roommates" by how much they look alike. That photo above of Jodie and Cydney is proof of this.
PaisleyPajamas
itchycoo
Posted 6:50 AM 15/5/08
in the latest issue of 'in touch' there's a recent pic of Sam Ronson with Jodie Foster in NYC. And now the announcement that she's broken up with her SO...coincidence?
itchycoo
famousauthor
Posted 7:46 AM 15/5/08
John Hinckley sees his chance to do something else to impress her...
famousauthor
Seth
Posted 8:34 AM 15/5/08
@famousauthor: Oh man, so not funny.
Seth
CapnCalamity
Posted 11:02 AM 15/5/08
JODIE FOSTER'S GAY?!?!?!?!!?!
CapnCalamity
raincoaster
Posted 11:02 AM 15/5/08
Hang on, didn't Foster have her kids while she was single? That's what I heard, anyway. And doesn't she have THREE kids?
raincoaster
sookie
Posted 11:55 AM 15/5/08
@TryThisAtHome: yes.
"Marriage has teeth, and him bite very hot." ~ Jamaican Proverb
"Getting married is easy. Staying married is more difficult.
Staying happily married for a lifetime should rank among the fine arts." ~ Roberta Flack
sookie
scroll_lock
Posted 10:46 PM 15/5/08
Based on the spelling, I prefer to believe she pronounces her name "Kidney".
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