In the mood for a downer? A South Florida NBC affiliate’s website is live-broadcasting Nick Hogan’s reckless driving trial. The girlfriend (almost fiancée—he was saving up for the engagement ring) of crash victim John Graziano has already tearfully read a statement describing Hogan’s “stone face,” revealed the meaning of his licence plate CEHSP2 (”Capable of eluding high-speed pursuit,”) and, most damningly, testified, “Three weeks after the accident, Nick showed his remorse…by bringing in board games, razor scooters, Nerf guns to shoot people with, and skateboards. I’m not exactly sure who rides scooters and skateboards in a…hospital’s ICU unit knowing that their friend can’t even breathe on his own.” Join in on the fun now!