If You Work With Robert Downey Jr., Prepare To Duck And Rewrite
Posted by Seth at 11:10 AM on May 2, 2008
· Forgive us for being a couple days behind on Robert Downey Jr.'s Late Show appearance, but we were so excited that someone has finally found way to stop making bad movies, we simply had to share it with you: Simply start every shooting day by balling up the piece-of-shit script handed to you by your director, whipping it at the wall, and having them start from scratch. [Late Show]
· Mariah Carey, 39, has married Drumline star Nick Cannon, 27, at her home in the Bahamas. Yes, she's that chick. [Page Six]
· Phew! Reichen takes back all of the "shady sack of beyond gross lying shit" talk and Bitter Dating Tips for Hollywood from his MySpace page. He was just having a bad day! :P [Pink Is The New Blog]
· Here's a free copy of the new Coldplay single. We're getting a slutty Gwyneth vibe from it. [coldplay.com]
· Wonkette remembers D.C. Madam Deborah Jeane Paltry, found dead today, by purchasing her a seat to the stars. [Wonkette]

· Forgive us for being a couple days behind on Robert Downey Jr.'s Late Show appearance, but we were so excited that someone has finally found way to stop making bad movies, we simply had to share it with you: Simply start every shooting day by balling up the piece-of-shit script handed to you by your director, whipping it at the wall, and having them start from scratch. [
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DirtyBirdie
Posted 12:23 PM 2/5/08
Robert Downey Jr. is totally boss. He's the cheese to my macaroni.
DirtyBirdie
hughman
Posted 11:44 AM 2/5/08
dear reichen -
"adults" go have a drink when they have a bad day. they don't vomit all over their MySpace page. indeed, most "adults" don't have one thank god.
unless they want attention to further their so-called careers or something.
just sayin'.
hughman
pureblarney
Posted 11:37 AM 2/5/08
I knew I liked Robert Downey Jr. Haters to the left!
pureblarney
CrankYank
Posted 1:52 PM 2/5/08
Mariah being a cougar makes me feel old.
CrankYank
CourageousCoward
Posted 12:59 AM 3/5/08
I've had a man-crush on RDJ since "Weird Science." This is just fondant icing on the cake.
CourageousCoward
Benovite
Posted 3:09 AM 3/5/08
Hi I'm Nick Bangin Mariah Cannon.
I envy him.
Benovite
snarkordie
Posted 4:21 AM 3/5/08
My love for Downey knows no bounds. As soon as law school finals are over, I'm treating myself to some 'Iron Man'!!
snarkordie
Benovite
Posted 4:41 AM 3/5/08
If he were younger, newer and a worse actor he'd be douche bag material.
But since he's older, been around and a good actor he can get away with shit like that and people(or some of them anyway ;-) will respect him for it.
Benovite
InkStainedWretch
Posted 4:27 AM 3/5/08
I guess I'm alone on this one: he seems like a total douche. Also, his contempt for writers materially reduces his blazing hotness, and that makes me sad.
InkStainedWretch
hummingpenguin
Posted 6:22 AM 3/5/08
apologies...when comment monsters attack.
hummingpenguin
hummingpenguin
Posted 6:21 AM 3/5/08
if he were younger, newer, a worse actor...or Edward Norton, apparently, he wouldn't get away with this.
hummingpenguin
hummingpenguin
Posted 6:20 AM 3/5/08
if he were younger, newer, a worse actor...or Edward Norton, apparently.
hummingpenguin
MessyMortal
Posted 8:33 AM 5/5/08
If he knows so much more than the actual writers, why hasn't he written a hit movie yet? Or is he planning on taking credit for writing this one?
During this enitre interview on Letterman his demeanor was arrogant, his speech disjointed and he couldn't sit still in his chair.
On something there bub?
MessyMortal