ICU Nerf-tag warrior Nick Hogan has received his sentence in a Tampa courtroom today: eight months in Florida county jail, five years’ probation and 500 hours community service, plus his licence revoked for three years. We hope this comes as a harsh wake-up call to all those street-racers among you: Your irresponsible actions do have consequences, like sitting around behind bars for a couple weeks until overcrowding gets you an early release, and you’re forced to wait until your 21st birthday for that rematch with the guy in the suped-up Mitsubishi Eclipse with the “BRNTR8R” plates. [People]