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Guess The Celebrity Nape!
Posted by Seth at 9:00 AM on May 8, 2008
Remember those Eyeball Benders at the back of Games magazine? No? OK, never mind. Let's just call this a photoquiz! Everyone loves a photoquiz—triple that when it's a Celebrity Photoquiz. And so now we gesture in the vicinity of the above photo—a graceful study of the nape (one of the most underrated body-parts) of an Oscar-winning superstar. Any guesses? The answer is after the jump:
It's none other than Hollywood's most likable fella, Matt Damon! Here we see Matt mobbed by fans in Decatur, IL. He's there shooting Steven Soderbergh's The Informant, in which he plays Mark Whitacre, the real-life whistle-blower in the mid-90's lysine price-fixing conspiracy that rocked the agricultural-feed world. It's a look that caused at least one online fan to recoil in horror, a finger outstretched and the other hand covering their mouths as they gasped, "PEDOSTACHE!"
Congratulations to everyone who guessed correctly!
- Matt Damon On Set [ONTD]
Comments (AU Comments · US Comments)
Kat
Posted May 8, 2008 5:07 PM
I got that right, I dont know what that says about me...
Whiteboyfunfark
Posted 9:53 AM 8/5/08
Does the winner get to f**k Matt Damon?
Whiteboyfunfark
heidiho
Posted 9:50 AM 8/5/08
Is it good or bad that I knew who it was?
heidiho
PaisleyPajamas
Posted 9:43 AM 8/5/08
@Juancho: ...aaaand the hair awning up front. Eeek!
PaisleyPajamas
jackass penguin
Posted 9:43 AM 8/5/08
I never thought I'd see my hometown on Defamer.
Will wonders never cease?
jackass penguin
Juancho
Posted 9:42 AM 8/5/08
Ok, molester mustache AND glasses. Affleck may need to state an intervention.
Juancho
hummingpenguin
Posted 9:40 AM 8/5/08
so freaky, i guessed that right. i might be a tad too obsessed with celebrity gossip.
hummingpenguin
NoWireHangers
Posted 9:31 AM 8/5/08
Free mustache rides for the winner!
NoWireHangers
OldTowneTavern
Posted 10:19 AM 8/5/08
See, I knew I had an inappropriate lusting, but never was it more clear to me then when I could pick him out from the nape alone. I recognized a freakin' mole! A mole!
OldTowneTavern
Seth
Posted 10:12 AM 8/5/08
Do I really need to remind you all not to mention the answer in your comments?
Seth
jeremyc
Posted 10:06 AM 8/5/08
Are you sure he's playing Mark Whitacre? It looks like he's starring in some sort of Val Kilmer biopic.
jeremyc
metroville
Posted 10:00 AM 8/5/08
Let's all just take a moment to remember what really matters, here: Biff Tannen is starring with Matt Damon in a Steven Soderbergh film.
metroville
TheStarterWife
Posted 10:31 AM 8/5/08
@jeremyc: MD plays Val Kilmer?
My panties cannot take it...
@Seth: Talk to overlord Denton and see if he can disable the "last comment" feature.
TheStarterWife
raincoaster
Posted 11:31 AM 8/5/08
I shoulda guessed this from the freckles or whatever they are. Still, eep! He looks like Mister Rogers playing a pederast!
raincoaster
Evil Tortie's Mom
Posted 11:38 AM 8/5/08
I was thinking Joaquin Phoenix (why? don't know), but he was only nominated, right?
That front view is scary, esp. the downturned portions.
(Okay, I'll go back to the geekier blogs of the family now. Thank you for letting me play with the cool kids.)
Evil Tortie's Mom
major disaster
Posted 12:24 PM 8/5/08
If not for the "Oscar-winning" qualifier, I was totally going to guess Bob Saget.
major disaster
NoGrumpys
Posted 1:30 AM 9/5/08
T-Bagging is much more fun when a mustache is involved
NoGrumpys
gwendolyn
Posted 2:19 AM 9/5/08
@major disaster: With the same caveat, I was going to say Tobey McGuire.
Also the plaid shirt collar and sweater, which just reek of 1981.
I see Matt is sporting the '70's era mustache that MSN.Com said a few weeks ago was coming back to put the goatees and Van Dykes on the fashion death list.
Good luck with that. In No. Texas, almost every male you see who isn't in no facial hair mode is stylin' with the circle of fur around the mouth. Gay, straight, blue collar or white collar and I don't see it going away anytime soon.
gwendolyn