Gamut Of Implant Technologies Gather To Celebrate A Newly Anointed Playmate Queen

Pictured centre in white suit and sunglasses is Playboy magazine editor-in-chief Hugh Hefner, holding court on the West Coast’s cleavage-friendly response to the Texas Polygamist Wives Compound. (“It’s not. A compound. It’s our hutch and it’s our home.”) He’s surrounded by several generations of Playmates, gathered to celebrate the crowning of 2008’s Playmate of the Year, Jayde Nicole (standing, in the purple milkmaid outfit). Hailing from Scarborough, Ontario, Nicole is just the latest in an illustrious line of Canadian superstar Playmates that includes Pamela Anderson, Shannon Tweed, and the doomed Dorothy Stratten—inspiring Frankie Muniz to recently quip that there must be “something magic in the maple syrup,” as he made it in the grotto with a set of twins from Sault Ste. Marie. After the ceremony, guests were invited to join Hef on the lawn, where the former Playmate on the extreme lower right—the answer to what happens when you cross Loretta Swit with Cicciolina and a pneumatic air gun—lay on her back, treating everyone in attendance to a round of impromptu bouncy castle rides.

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