Even though I was rooting for Alice all the way in Australia's Next Top Model Cycle 3, you couldn't beat second-runner-up Jordan Loukas in the hilarity stakes. And, following that abortive Runway To LA farce, and the usual "too fat to model" fuss (too short is more likely the story, darls), I'm pleased to see Loukas is focusing on acting and presenting, since she was always too sparky to sit still and Vogue.

And I'm also pleased to read about her partying skills, which seem to be second to none!

A self-confessed "rock tragic" Loukas may have been a little overwhelmed to have been rubbing shoulders with industry veterans including You Am I's Tim Rogers, Grinspoon's Phil Jamieson and Silverchair's Chris Joannou - who had assembled to support music producer turned brewer Matt Lovell launch his lager label.

Loukas clearly thought it was a solid drop, as by 10.30pm she was "absolutely trashed", according to a party source, and jumping up and down on a couch before face-planting into the floor.

"She was clearly hammered - and even when she fell she didn't seem to feel it," the amused source told Confidential.

The model-turned-actress was suffering from a case of short-term memory loss when Confidential put the boozy balls-up to her yesterday, cheekily quipping: "I don't remember that, but I can ring my friend and ask."

Ha, "I can ring my friend and ask", gold, gold for Australia! I'd love to see Jordan become the next Ding Dong or something - surely with all their bonings Channel Nine has an opening for the plucky Marickville babe?