Free Spirited Isabel’s Free Spirited Fashion Sense Confuses The Yanks

Pretty little Isabel Lucas, who has decamped to the States while on a break from saving whales and dolphins and washing her face in rose petals and moondust, has been spending more and more time with ladies’ man Adrian Grenier lately.

In fact, the pair just attended the Kentucky Derby together, and it seems the US fashionistas weren’t powerful impressed with Lucas’ choice of frock – and neither, it seems, was Grenier, judging by his expression in this shot:

He looks like he’s fighting to stave off an epileptic fit or a particularly overwhelming wave of nausea. Or maybe he’s just trying to remember the last time he washed and shaved. She is wearing a tone of matte brown lipstick (likely called “Coffee Bean”, “Toasty” or “Mocha Surprise”) that was last popular in uptown LA in 1993.

Who wants to bet that Lucas is the sort of lass who’d make you a homemade dream catcher for your birthday, and give it to you with a card featuring a Native American Indian homily on it, and then you’d wake up in the middle of the night and she’d be standing next to your bed, “reading your aura”?