Finally, ‘Sea-Monkeys: The Movie’

· Baby-faced Freaks and Geeks (and Bones) star John Francis Daley and writing partner Jonathan Goldstein will rewrite Hours of Fun for Disney, a great premise about what happens when all those back-of-the-comic-book novelty items actually live up to their promises. Oh man, Sea-Monkeys: The Movie! We’re so there. [THR]
· So beyond four more years of Family Guy and its offspring, what else does Seth MacFarlane’s $100 million deal mean for you? How about a Family Guy movie?! Don’t say you came out of this empty handed. [TV Week]
· Jennifer Love Hewitt’s legendary, spirit-channeling rack will live on the syndicated afterlife, as Sci Fi Channel and WE have jointly acquired rerun rights to the CBS drama. [Variety]
· Worried that a PG-13 rating will water down Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins, the next installment of the cyborg-killing-machine franchise? Says Salvation-producer Victor Kubicek, “The PG-13 has increased in intensity.” [Variety]
· This is great: An FCC ruling has deemed TMZ and The 700 Club “bona fide newscasts,” making them exempt from political equal-time requirement laws. We guess that makes Harvey Levin the Walter Cronkite of the exposed ladyparts generation? “And that’s the way it’s shaved.” *Long sip from sippy cup.* [Variety]