Finally, 'Sea-Monkeys: The Movie'
Posted by Seth at 7:10 AM on May 6, 2008
· Baby-faced Freaks and Geeks (and Bones) star John Francis Daley and writing partner Jonathan Goldstein will rewrite Hours of Fun for Disney, a great premise about what happens when all those back-of-the-comic-book novelty items actually live up to their promises. Oh man, Sea-Monkeys: The Movie! We're so there. [THR]
· So beyond four more years of Family Guy and its offspring, what else does Seth MacFarlane's $100 million deal mean for you? How about a Family Guy movie?! Don't say you came out of this empty handed. [TV Week]
· Jennifer Love Hewitt's legendary, spirit-channeling rack will live on the syndicated afterlife, as Sci Fi Channel and WE have jointly acquired rerun rights to the CBS drama. [Variety]
· Worried that a PG-13 rating will water down Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins, the next installment of the cyborg-killing-machine franchise? Says Salvation-producer Victor Kubicek, "The PG-13 has increased in intensity." [Variety]
· This is great: An FCC ruling has deemed TMZ and The 700 Club "bona fide newscasts," making them exempt from political equal-time requirement laws. We guess that makes Harvey Levin the Walter Cronkite of the exposed ladyparts generation? "And that's the way it's shaved." *Long sip from sippy cup.* [Variety]

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el smrtmnky
Posted 7:58 AM 6/5/08
@CourageousCoward: or what i call a saturday night after a call to my favorite vendor
el smrtmnky
CourageousCoward
Posted 7:54 AM 6/5/08
@Miss Anne Thrope: and X-Ray goggles and flying saucers and magic snakes and giant floating skeletons and ant farms and giant moon monsters...
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Miss Anne Thrope
Posted 7:34 AM 6/5/08
So I guess it's a documentary about brine shrimp.
Miss Anne Thrope
gorillavsmarykate
Posted 8:27 AM 6/5/08
A Family guy movie? That sounds as crazy as the time Bea Arthur, Carol Channing and I had a threesome at the Friars Club...
gorillavsmarykate
Lala11_7
Posted 10:43 PM 6/5/08
I'm sorry...
I think I saw a typo....
I know the "Whore of Hollywood" isn't making the next "Terminator" movie friggin' PG!!!
Oh My God...
SO BOOTLEGGIN' IT!!!
Lala11_7
ShaguftaCytisorus
Posted 12:14 PM 6/5/08
Comment on Finally, 'Sea-Monkeys: The Movie' Dear God, it's me, Eric. Please let me finally see them naked. The last time I prayed to you about this was 30 years ago, when I was 8 and you only saw fit to send me what I now know as "brine shrimp". Now that I make more than the $2.00 a week (not by much) that I did in 1978, I will be more than happy to pay whatever the price is to see the gloriousness (I made that word up in 1979 after seeing my 17 year old cousin in a swiming suit) that is Sea Monkey Boob. Your pal, Eric
ShaguftaCytisorus
gwendolyn
Posted 8:43 AM 7/5/08
I assume Harvey Levin rented "Basic Instinct" at some point in his life.
Otherwise, I would doubt he could identify exposed ladyparts, shaven or unshaven.
gwendolyn