Finally, A ‘Sex And The City’ Plot Rumour That Demands Our Attention

An early warning to SATC fans reading: potential spoilers lay ahead. That said, we have caught wind of one of the most intriguing (some might argue, the only intriguing) rumours regarding what to expect from the Most Important Movie Of The Year. It involves the possibility that one of the main Sex And The City characters, namely Mr. Big, will bite the bullet in the Cosmo-drenched show’s big-screen debut. And director Michael Patrick King has been ingeniously coy when it comes to responding to all the death chatter:

“I did want an emotional roller-coaster but…Kill Mr. Big? I would have been chased around the planet by women with torches. It’s a summer movie. Why would I want to kill anyone?”

While we’re not sure of any reasons that King would have to off someone, we judge each of the four ladies’ odds of falling off a high-rise due to insanely high stilettos or simply shooting themselves with a (pink!) gun after listening to 90 minutes of Carrie’s self-absorbed whines: