Easy-Meal Jihadist Rachael Ray Promised 72 Extra-Virgins In Paradise
When leading fried-treat purveyors Dunkin’ Donuts hired Rachael Ray to represent their brand, they had no way of knowing the white-trash-cooking guru would use that platform to further her own take on the United States of America as a Satan-loving nation that wallows like a pregnant desert jackal in a cesspit of its own making. Unfortunately, that was exactly the message delivered by her Middle Eastern-influenced accessorizing choices, and the internet ad featuring Ray wrapped in a keffiyeh and sucking thirstily on a cruller-flavored latté has since been pulled from their site. Yes, Ray’s extremist leanings are shocking, but should come as no surprise to regular The Rachel Ray Show watchers who found it nearly impossible to come up with the “blood of a thousand Zionist filth-dogs” component of her Extra Chee-Z Shells n’ Cheese recipe, no matter how many specialty markets they searched in.
When leading fried-treat purveyors Dunkin’ Donuts hired Rachael Ray to represent their brand, they had no way of knowing the white-trash-cooking guru would use that platform to further her own take on the United States of America as a Satan-loving nation that wallows like a pregnant desert jackal in a cesspit of its own making. Unfortunately, that was exactly the message delivered by her Middle Eastern-influenced accessorizing choices, and the internet ad featuring Ray wrapped in a keffiyeh and sucking thirstily on a cruller-flavored latté has since been - Ray Is Latest Celeb Accused of Ara-fashion [abcnews.go.com]
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