David Letterman Four-Word Movie Reviews Kicks Off With Potently Succinct 'Sex And The Shitty'
Posted by Molly Friedman at 9:15 AM on May 23, 2008
It was only a matter of time 'til everyone's collective inside joke about Sex And The City sounding a whole lot like Sex And The Shitty accidentally escaped from one talking head's mouth. And of all the people to do it, we couldn't be happier that fuzzy ol' Dave Letterman was the one to (oops!) say this particular darndest thing out loud. Because how exactly can sweet-as-sugar Kristin Davis get mad at sweet-as-butterscotch Dave? Sure, we could all get irritated at Paul seizing the blooper as an opportunity to get all curse-happy up on the set, but when Dave pulls out the passive aggressive jab at the Most Important Movie Of All Time, even its soberific star has to laugh along. Even when he goes so far as to bypass any discussion of the shitty film whatsoever.
We must say, we are beyond impressed by Dave's tactic to swiftly and smoothly make sure he doesn't have to actually talk about Sex And The City: The Movie with one of its stars, who's just trying to get the word out already. It's as simple as convincing Kristin that she's probably sick of talking about this film, and people are probably sick of hearing about it, and he's sick of having to come up with new jokes about it, so sick in fact that he's resorted to just simply calling it "shitty," and why don't they engage in some environmentally-friendly chatter about her boring solar-powered house? Which is actually more interesting than the (shocking!) fact that (no!) the movie will take place (don't tell me!) four years after the show left off. Yes, even hearing, twice, that Davis' eco house is "off the grid" is still, sadly, much more fascinating.

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Victor Ward
Posted 7:36 AM 23/5/08
You will not deter me from my May 30th festivities!
Victor Ward
Benovite
Posted 6:50 AM 23/5/08
She's gotta fire in her eyes that can only come from doing a lot meth- and I like it!
I bet she's an animal in bed(and I like it!).
Benovite
mattymcd
Posted 5:25 AM 23/5/08
I enjoy actually pronouncing it "SATC." It sounds more like what it is.
mattymcd
CourageousCoward
Posted 5:12 AM 23/5/08
Okay, so anyone else wanna get her home and "take her off the grid?"
CourageousCoward
Old No.7
Posted 4:28 AM 23/5/08
I thought he said "Sex & the Titty"... since the censors didn't edit it.
Clearly Letterman is a porn hound... his question at the end? "Which one of the cast is the biggest slut in real life?"...obvious reference toward Kristen's sausage love-fest pictures a couple months back.
Old No.7
TwiceShy
Posted 4:27 AM 23/5/08
Shit Sandwich.
TwiceShy
misterdirk
Posted 4:21 AM 23/5/08
She quit homemade porn and drinking; therefore, she offers me nothing. NOTHING.
misterdirk