Combining Jude Law, Maths & Rhyming Slang: The Sun Shows You How!

As the Daily Mail continues to slide ever further into a slimy pit of sexist, racist hysteria (particularly their not pregnant enough/too pregnant celeb coverage) under the guise of a serious newspaper, at least competitor The Sun has the guts to more or less admit they’re shit.

To wit:

That’s right, it’s a scientific graph detailing Jude Law’s slide down the dating scale. Really, this makes sucking up tiresome celebrity goss all the more enjoyable, like those pop music pie charts.

Because, let’s face it – some of these celebrities are a bit cracked-record-esque in their behaviour. At least now we all know what to do next time Shane Warne acts up again – put it in an educational and entertaining PowerPoint presentation!