Celebrity Tattoo Horrors: Why Inking Bald Britney And Bob Barker’s Menacing Grin Is Never A Good Idea

At some point in all our lives, we must ask ourselves: to tattoo or not to tattoo? We have yet to take the plunge, but when and if we do, we most certainly will not be inking our bodies with Pee Wee Herman, Bald Britney or (gasp!) Patrick Swayze as a centaur. But as a photo gallery over at EW proves, there are more than enough insane fans out there who are so in love with their favourite stars that they’ve etched a permanent image of their visage on their bodies. One might think a popular celebrity tat would be, say, Pamela Anderson or Scarlett Johansson, or maybe even Brangelina. But, sadly, it seems the sort of fan who goes through the pain of imprinting rainbow-coloured images of their idols are mainly of the Jack Jordan stalker variety. The bad, the ugly, and the downright nightmarish tattoos in question, after the jump.

Of all the pictures of Britney, her post-umbrella carnage rage face is an admittedly charming choice, but we’re not as thrilled to see Jack Black making his Holier-And-Far-Wittier-Than-Thou face. As for the Paul Reubens tat, the fan was at least smart enough to use a Pee Wee Herman pic, rather than an image of Paul huddled in a dirty movie theatre with hands occupied. And poor, poor Patrick Swayze. While we’ll likely never know exactly why or how someone got the idea to tattoo themselves with Patrick Swayze as a centaur, at least we’re glad to see him wearing his outfit from the infamous SNL Chippendales skit (although, Chris Rock might have a different opinion).

By far the single most frightening Bob Barker image we’ve ever seen (shouldn’t the text read “Come On Down And Fondle My Cock!” instead?). Maddox is not the worst tattoo idea in the world, but why does his tongue resemble the Devil’s? Oprah looks the best we’ve ever seen her look on one fan’s arm, but this sneering Zack Morris image has officially scarred our fond memories of the big blond man on campus for life.

[Photo credits: EW]

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