Celebrate Kylie’s 40th Birthday In The Gayest Way Possible!
Never have I wished I was back in Sydney more than when I received an email informing me of the gigantic celebration for the birth of Minogue The Elder being thrown by SameSame.com.au and STONEWALL.
SameSame.com.au is throwing a big birthday party for her in Sydney called Minogue Mansion tonight – there’s three levels of Kylie goodness, including Kylieoke (Kylie karaoke), The K-Hole (Kylie remixes all night long) and celebrity DJs including Nikki Webster, 2DayFM’s Geoff Field and Courtney Act playing their fave Kylie songs. It’s going to be a full-on Kyliefest.
Kids, that’s a good time by anyone’s standards. Nikki Webster! Dance with your handbag and impress her! Sing along to your Kylie favourites! I’ve been listening to Wouldn’t Change A Thing on repeat as a tribute to Kylie and her forty years of fabulous life, but I’d much rather be listening to it with a glass of champagne in my hand, one arm around Nikki Webster and the other around the fabulous Courtney Act.
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“The K-Hole”? They can’t be serious.
“Come celebrate Kylie’s birthday in a K-hole with us”. There are going to be a LOT of disappointed queens out there.
God have you been to Stonewall? If you are over 25 you are old old old! It gave me a right complex and I am a rather sprightly 42 year old in shape gayer but really the place is…. awful!
I remember when Defamer Australia first started and anytime a person within Australia would try to access Defamer.com it’d re-direct to the Australian edition… Glad to see that’s no longer happening or else we’d all still be enduring these God awful “I’m so funny! I pat myself on the back for that one. Wait for it, more funny coming…” posts that Defamer Australia seems to specialise in.
ED: YOU GOT US THERE, GEORGE! STAY TUNED, HEAPS MORE LOL-WORTHY MOMENTS COMING, SWEARS (pats self on back)