Since there's nothing Your Editor likes better than seeing fatties lacking in self-confidence locating their inner spunk over a ravenous three month period, you can understand why we chose to shun all the hip parties in town last night and instead stay home to watch the mother of all weigh ins, The Biggest Loser finale.

Even though last night featured a disappointing lack of Jillian genius (the few minutes of footage we saw from the Black team's time in LA really hammered home how "strong and constant", hymn style, our love for the mad bitch is...), we nevertheless delighted in seeing the weight loss of all the contestants we've known and loved - except JJ, who appears to have actually kept running ever since he escaped the white house, which at the very least should be keeping him trim - and even the contestants we didn't actually know and love (helloooooooo, dude who won $10,000 losing a billion kilos at home! You fox!)

Well done to Sam for winning, etc etc etc etc.

SO ANYWAY.

Here's the only thing we really wanted to say.

 

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