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Cameron Diaz Goes Bald And Not-So-Beautiful For Next Movie Role
Posted by Molly Friedman at 8:30 AM on May 23, 2008
Just a week after Britney Spears' rumoured sex tape forced us to envision bald celebrity sex, Cameron Diaz is flouncing around the set of her new movie wearing a fitted baldie cap for the role. And screaming at us from the newsstands about how much she loves sex. And making out with her co-stars. All of it burning images into our heads we'd really rather erase for life. Because Diaz isn't only making us picture her hairless visage rolling around the sheets with Jason Patric — we're now forced to imagine what it looked like when the Coneheads stripped down and got it on. More pictures after the jump.
In My Sister's Keeper, Diaz plays a woman who decides to go bald after her daughter loses her hair due to illness. Which is remarkably similar to that episode of Sex And The City when Smith shaves his head because Samantha is losing her hair. Only that was quasi-romantic and a mere one-episode story line, whereas Diaz's hair loss appears to be a major non-alluring factor throughout the whole film. Is it just us, or does she look just like Dan Akroyd and Jane Curtin's daughter in Coneheads? Without needing a prosthetic cone at all?
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HappyBlues
Posted 12:08 PM 27/5/08
World's luckiest model. When will everyone catch on???
HappyBlues
Al_Pastor
Posted 6:08 AM 23/5/08
@whitiris:
if i were forced at gunpoint to have sex with a bald Natalie Portman, yes, i suppose i would choose to live in that situation and bite the bullet. but no, not even Natalie Portman looks good with a bald head.
@William Mize:
not Persis Khambatta either
(nor Grace Jones)
Al_Pastor
whitiris
Posted 5:54 AM 23/5/08
I thought that Natalie Portman pulled if off pretty well, but she's the only one.
whitiris
DuckyDoom
Posted 5:52 AM 23/5/08
@Al_Pastor: my fiancee is trying to figure a way to write into our marriage contract that I'm not allowed to shave my head ever (barring medical reasons), because it's hideously unattractive. I showed him this article and all he said was "See, I told you."
DuckyDoom
William Mize
Posted 5:49 AM 23/5/08
@Al_Pastor: Not even Lieutenant Ilya, Persis Khambatta? I thought she was yummy. Granted, the movie sucked, but there you go.
William Mize
Cultmember
Posted 5:49 AM 23/5/08
Somewhere in a sterile underground complex...
"What's wrong?"
"Nevermind."
"Take 4 capsules, in 20 minutes take 2 more. Help is on the way!"
Cultmember
Cultmember
Posted 5:45 AM 23/5/08
C for Cameronetta.
Cultmember
Al_Pastor
Posted 5:23 AM 23/5/08
this is further proof of my belief that NO women look good with a shaved head. ever. no matter how pretty they are.
yes, that includes Sinead O Connor
Al_Pastor
MartyPants
Posted 5:07 AM 23/5/08
@William Mize: except that Cameron's scalp complexion is probably as bad as her facial one.
MartyPants
William Mize
Posted 4:51 AM 23/5/08
Pfft.
Charlise Theron would have actually shaved her head.
No guts, no glory, Cameron.
William Mize
gwendolyn
Posted 4:23 AM 23/5/08
Ms. Diaz and Oliver Stone have other ideas for that baldie cap: think Cate Blanchettesque cameo in 'W' as Jeff Gannon...
gwendolyn
Readsforaliving
Posted 4:12 AM 23/5/08
I don't know. She kind of looks smarter...
Readsforaliving
misterdirk
Posted 3:36 AM 23/5/08
Xenu-hotcountchocula!
misterdirk
hicks
Posted 3:36 AM 23/5/08
It's like a melon on a toothpick!
hicks
Fama Est
Posted 3:32 AM 23/5/08
When you can take the pebble from my hand, your head will be ready to leave the latex baldy thing.
Fama Est
bricklayer
Posted 3:30 AM 23/5/08
Looks like an Alien Nation sequel.
bricklayer
mattymcd
Posted 3:08 AM 23/5/08
Great. I can't wait to see the mother in this Jodi Picoult adaptation warm our hearts by farting the alphabet to cheer up her dying daughter.
mattymcd
Old No.7
Posted 2:32 AM 23/5/08
You are the Kirk Unit? You will assist me!
Old No.7