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Britney Spears Does The Unthinkable: Looks Gorgeous, Laughs, And Dates A Normal Human Being
Posted by Molly Friedman at 6:05 AM on May 28, 2008
There's nothing better than returning from a long weekend to discover not one but two incredibly positive stories about Britney Spears. Not only has the singer finally managed to make a public appearance looking downright hot, but she's also begun dating a very eligible, scandal-free bachelor — William Morris agent Jason Trawick. As you may recall, Trawick was the mystery man splashing around Mel Gibson's Costa Rica retreat with Britney last week, and reportedly has been looking after Britney ever since the beginning of her American Tragedy downfall. As a source tells OK!, "Britney totally trusts him and she has very deep feelings for him. It's now got to the point where Britney wants to be with him full time." And after seeing these pictures of the pair, who went public at an Ed Hardy party over the weekend, we can't help but notice a very sober-looking Britney appearing genuinely happy for the first time in...ever:
Surprisingly and delightfully, Splash News has the best details on how the alleged new couple behaved at the party:
She wore a tight sexy black dress, Louboutin heels and a bright red lipstick. Britney seemed relaxed and happy and laughed as she and Jason shared some jokes. The pair seemed very comfortable together. They sat in a private VIP booth, stayed for 1/2 hour, Britney took a cigarette break and her father seemed to be happy with his daughter having a great time with Jason.
Britney in Louboutins? Where have her beloved glued-on cowboy kickers run off to? Maybe they'll be her wedding present to Juno Lynn? But, we have to say, our favourite tidbit from this story is the fact that "Britney took a cigarette break" and "her father seemed to be happy" are in the same sentence. It's times like these when, for just a split second, we kind of wish Jamie Spears was our dad too.
[Photo credits: Splash]
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Benovite
Posted 3:34 AM 29/5/08
Again highlighting the middle/second picture, dude is like (get me the fuck out of here, seriously).
And she.. just looks wow, unbalanced.
Although in the last picture they seem to be doing a good job ignoring the awkward horror show and just going along with it.
Benovite
Calraigh
Posted 3:02 AM 29/5/08
''Hot'', ''Normal'' and ''Genuinely happy'' are words that should never be tagged with Britney Spears.She looks deranged here and her consort does indeed look like Tom Berenger's spawn.
Calraigh
Honeybhind
Posted 2:15 AM 29/5/08
could she like not date or actually sleep with anyone for like five minutes???.... you know what Britney needs ...a dry spell...some time with freaking Britney.
Honeybhind
Crazy Broad
Posted 2:12 AM 29/5/08
Is it just me, or does Brit seem to "totally trust" and "have deep feelings for" just about any creep that crosses her path? This is old news.
Crazy Broad
Benovite
Posted 1:20 AM 29/5/08
Her face looks like a composite of sadness, tragedy, desperation and utter uselessness.
Benovite
jiindong
Posted 12:50 PM 28/5/08
I wonder how britney doin. I liked her since she was still "normal". No doubt, she still a hottie but looks fat a little. Britney, slim down, I like the old you.
jiindong
PleaseHold
Posted 11:19 AM 28/5/08
@RocketRockit: What other clients? I don't think Brad Renfro would care anymore...
PleaseHold
Victor Ward
Posted 10:33 AM 28/5/08
I'm optimistic! I read "Louboutin" and found it to be so touching that I got a bit misty.
@IndustryDropOut: I'd hit it. After a couple of cosmos, of course - I'm not a slut.
Victor Ward
tbolt
Posted 9:52 AM 28/5/08
@TheStarterWife:
I'm going with "help me".
tbolt
RocketRockit
Posted 9:39 AM 28/5/08
I wonder what Trawick's other clients think about this.
RocketRockit
IndustryDropOut
Posted 9:28 AM 28/5/08
Trawick f*ucks anything with a pulse.
IndustryDropOut
Your Mom
Posted 8:38 AM 28/5/08
Rode hard.
Your Mom
CourageousCoward
Posted 8:22 AM 28/5/08
@TheStarterWife: I was gonna say, "Blue Steel," but you're right.
CourageousCoward
misterdirk
Posted 8:20 AM 28/5/08
Blah blah blah "gas station bathrooms have VIP sections?" blah blah blah "where's the umbrella?" blah blah blah "ryan cabrera is growing up so fast" blah blah blah - cough, wheeze, cough, sputter, yuck
misterdirk
TheStarterWife
Posted 8:18 AM 28/5/08
I thought the middle image was his Tom Berenger look.
TheStarterWife
Dave J.
Posted 8:07 AM 28/5/08
That middle photo really needs a caption. I'm going with "She didn't even get that Obama joke? For fuck's sake..."
Dave J.
Beppo
Posted 8:02 AM 28/5/08
By "downright hot" don't you mean, "somewhat sober and still wearing panties as the evening is young"?
Beppo
RocketRockit
Posted 7:59 AM 28/5/08
@hack-a-rific: Word.
RocketRockit
fembot
Posted 7:53 AM 28/5/08
he's not really her date, he's her manager appointed 'companion'. and she looks fine for a 35 year old mini-van driving mother of six.
fembot
hack-a-rific
Posted 7:39 AM 28/5/08
Agents should never be associated with the words 'normal human being'. What's going on over there in Defamertown-- did Jim Wiatt stop by and serve up some kool-aid?
hack-a-rific
gaynyernbama
Posted 7:37 AM 28/5/08
Yea, I need Jamie Spears as a father as well. I spent half a summer at agency, and I did not even get anything remotely close to sexual harrassment. Sigh...
gaynyernbama
mothrafairy
Posted 7:30 AM 28/5/08
She looks mildly healthier. And by "healthier" I don't mean fat. I mean bloated.
mothrafairy
SugartitsMcFirecrotch
Posted 7:19 AM 28/5/08
She still looks like a hot mess, just with a real tan (from the real outdoors) and better footwear . . . still the ever-present cud of gum though.
SugartitsMcFirecrotch
RocketRockit
Posted 7:06 AM 28/5/08
She still looks like crap and he looks like a douche (duh, he's an agent).
I maintain that guest spots on lackluster TV shows, going on vaca with Mel Gibson (like, seriously??), boning her agent, and going to Ed Hardy (puke puke) parties is not the right track for a real comeback (and I'm talking like a LIFE comeback here, not just career-wise). For fuck's sake.
RocketRockit
Benovite
Posted 7:05 AM 28/5/08
She looks hot? Really, Molly? Are you sure want to go with "hot", "downright hot" to boot? I guess it's too late.
She looks like a warmed-over disaster(ie. shit).
Look at the middle image in particular.
Bring back the crazy apeshit off the wall striking cars with umbrellas Britney so the wacky behavior can at least match the bizarre looks.
Benovite
Whiteboyfunfark
Posted 6:58 AM 28/5/08
Wow--now if she learned to sing maybe there might be some reason to pay any attention to her.
Whiteboyfunfark
Old No.7
Posted 6:47 AM 28/5/08
Top of the roller coaster hill folks... it's just the top of the fucking roller coaster. Give it time.
Old No.7