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Breaking! Angelina Jolie Proud Mother To Two More Healthy Baby Blobs: UPDATE
Posted by Seth at 2:20 AM on May 31, 2008
Big news! The first Morse code beeps heralding the arrival of two more biologically achieved additions to the Jolie-Pitt clan have landed in our Google Telegraph inbox. The joyous development comes almost two years to the day that the couple's first amorphous Chosen Blob was ushered into this world by a coterie of Namibian midwives. By contrast, genetically flawless Jolie-Pitt White Children Numbers 2 through 3 (names pending) were delivered in France, with all the First-World-medical-facility pampering that implies. More details as they come, including the all-important How Jennifer is Handling the News report, and whether or not it involves any huffily dispatched text messages demanding to know, "So r u in or out?? My body is a ticking biologicl wonderlnd!!"
UPDATE #1: We have names. "ISLA (pronounced eye-la) MARCHELINE (after Angie's mum) and AMELIE JANE (after Brad's mum) JOLIE-PITT."
UPDATE #2: ET's report is wrong, says People!
- Angelina has her twins! [ETonline.com]
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Mr-Busy
Posted 3:03 AM 31/5/08
She named one "Jennifer" and one "Anisten" just to rub salt in the wound. Twins indeed...
Mr-Busy
DannielynSpears
Posted 3:02 AM 31/5/08
Can't wait to hear Lara Spencer trill tonight on The Insider - "And another Brangelina baby-bumpwatch comes to an end!"
DannielynSpears
OldTowneTavern
Posted 3:01 AM 31/5/08
Oh, and Seth, the photo made me bark with laughter.
OldTowneTavern
Truculent
Posted 3:00 AM 31/5/08
Babies and mom and happily ignoring each other
Truculent
OldTowneTavern
Posted 3:00 AM 31/5/08
Yea! More pretty people!
OldTowneTavern
1969
Posted 2:59 AM 31/5/08
Oh, please. Her twins are due in August. And you really think her twins are named after the two most obvious cool girls of our generation, Isla-the-wedding-crasher-Ficher and Amelie-the-french-girl?
1969
Mabimab
Posted 2:57 AM 31/5/08
Yeah I saw the twins in that photo from ET...
Mabimab
Old No.7
Posted 2:54 AM 31/5/08
Brad's looking forward to having a covered garage to park his Prius in now.
Old No.7
NoWireHangers
Posted 2:31 AM 31/5/08
Let us rejoice and dance in a shower of chosen after-twin-birth!
NoWireHangers
CourageousCoward
Posted 2:30 AM 31/5/08
"...and there was much rejoicing. Hurrah."
CourageousCoward
OldTowneTavern
Posted 3:21 AM 31/5/08
I need to go to Defamer.au and see how they tie Kylie into this. (Rumor has it, she did something other than "locomotion", but I'll never believe it.)
OldTowneTavern
Sweet Panda Love
Posted 3:12 AM 31/5/08
Later this afternoon she'll be photographed in a bikini telling us all how she lost the baby weight.
Sweet Panda Love
CourageousCoward
Posted 3:10 AM 31/5/08
Is "Pop Fiction" still on?!
CourageousCoward
irasciblemelon
Posted 3:07 AM 31/5/08
[www.people.com]
says it's not true, and compared to ET and Perez, I'm inclined to believe good ol' People magazine. Besides, isn't that crazy premature anyway?
irasciblemelon
Itsjustcatnip
Posted 3:07 AM 31/5/08
Seth- you mean "These are not the Jolie-Pitt twins (yet)".
Itsjustcatnip
OldTowneTavern
Posted 3:39 AM 31/5/08
@duanejones: No, it isn't. The Aussie's really do love Kylie.
OldTowneTavern
duanejones
Posted 3:34 AM 31/5/08
@OldTowneTavern: that's racist!
duanejones
icallthebigonebitey
Posted 3:32 AM 31/5/08
ET Online: Womb Raider
icallthebigonebitey
flidget
Posted 3:26 AM 31/5/08
[www.people.com]
flidget
SanFranBetsu
Posted 3:25 AM 31/5/08
Not true. In addition, I hope she gets big, ugly stretchmarks. More for Brad to love.
SanFranBetsu
CourageousCoward
Posted 4:02 AM 31/5/08
@ObtuseIntolerant: And we are so glad you felt it necessary to share your reasons beforehand. Rest assured you have "alerted the media."
CourageousCoward
ObtuseIntolerant
Posted 3:55 AM 31/5/08
Hm. I swear I am not whiny and stodgy by nature, but the "biological, genetically perfect white babies" thing is offensive. Maybe Nikki Finke (and the poor writing on this site) is getting to me, but I've finally got the motivation to unsubscribe from this particular Gawker blog.
ObtuseIntolerant
EuroDad
Posted 3:46 AM 31/5/08
still awaiting confirmation on whether the twins are siamese
EuroDad
el smrtmnky
Posted 4:22 AM 31/5/08
@ObtuseIntolerant: the Jezebel coffee klatsch down the hall next to LOLcats bullpen. try not to look towards the Fleshbot circle jerk. it gets messy.
el smrtmnky
Sweet Panda Love
Posted 5:03 AM 31/5/08
@ObtuseIntolerant: Not whiny? May I beg to differ?
Sweet Panda Love
kookla
Posted 5:15 AM 31/5/08
What does that say about me if I come here strictly for the poor writing?
kookla
SomnambulantHobbit
Posted 6:07 AM 31/5/08
I'm holding judgment but twins fairly often come early, complications or not. 10 weeks early isn't deadly or anything.
SomnambulantHobbit
NotReadyForPrimeTime
Posted 9:19 AM 31/5/08
@1969: @SomnambulantHobbit: @irasciblemelon:
We only have Angelina's word for it that she's due August 19 and I'm sure she's lying to keep the press away. I had twins at 38 weeks and I was only slightly bigger than she is now. Considering that most twins are born 3 to 5 weeks early, I think she is going to give birth shortly.
NotReadyForPrimeTime
OldTowneTavern
Posted 9:34 AM 31/5/08
@NotReadyForPrimeTime: It's not even Angelina's word, it's Dustin Hoffman's. I'm guessing he's not exactly in the loop and may be having some fun throwing darts at a calendar.
OldTowneTavern
ginnypotter
Posted 6:01 PM 31/5/08
@SanFranBetsu:
Jen, is that you?
ginnypotter