I was thinking Fallingwater.

saltwater

@TootieFields: Tootie, you just stepped on my zinger.

kookla

It's a blueprint for a radical new building; you know, so he can impress Frank Gehry...

queensissy

I thought those marks were Angelina Jolie's psychotic doodlings.

jasonelias

It's an Area 51 barcode. The rectangular formations are where the Angelina microchips are installed.

Cultmember

@ Decebal

Nope, it's not just you. He went from Brad Pitt to Puck from the Real World SF in a matter of a year. He'll be picking scabs off of his body during interviews before the year is out.

babyhugo

@Decebal: To me, he just seems to be turning into Jon Voight. So in answer to your question, why, yes. Yes, he is.

PaisleyPajamas

Forget the tattoo, I'm more disturbed by the sympathy pregnancy gut he's sporting.

TootieFields

i think it looked better when he first conceptualized it in that mound of mashed potatoes.

el smrtmnky

hee hee

NoGrumpys

Street plans for a neighborhood he is saving in New Orleans, perhaps?

Is it me, or he is he getting grosser and grosser by the day?

Decebal

Are we sure he's not inking a map to escape from Angelina's clutches? Cause that's either a mole or a tiny sign that reads "Save Me Jennifer"

CatherineTrammell

y'all are silly.

hummingpenguin

@saltwater: Ah yes; thanks for the correction. Not a radical new building, a radical old building. He and Angelina are taking this Fountainhead crap a little too far, no?

queensissy

@saltwater: I have no idea why but that's exactly what I thought.

mattymcd

Stupid tattoos, the vanity plates of the new millennium. Only permanent.

You know how much it cost to get my Krokus Rüles! lasered from my shoulder?

HandsomeBwonderful

I think Joust would be a better fit there than Donkey Kong.

Cultmember

@el smrtmnky: I know. It's the best.

belltolls

@saltwater: YES!

Saxon 212

@belltolls: i love house porn

el smrtmnky

When Brad's tattoo can do this, then it will be news.

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belltolls

People, they are just plotting the human genome on the most beautiful body in the world. Because, he and his family will be saved when the rest of us are compost.

miss_msry

I'm hoping it's going to be the Lost map from the hatch.

Victor Ward

Remember this moment in time, years from now when we try to remember when exactly Brad started to lose "it".

TurdBlossom

Maybe it's where Angelina scratched him while they were making sweet love and he's secretly a squid and bleeds black ink.

Okay, that makes absolutely no sense. But I'm a little sleep deprived, and Brad Pitt being a secret squid kinda makes sense.

Sweet Panda Love

Jeez, what a pussy. He can't sit for a 3 hour tattoo?

shag_carpet_bomb

You people know nothing. That is the mark of Xenu! Brad is the chosen one!

CakeAndDeath

You know when you used to fall asleep in class while you were still taking notes?
Either Brad chose to immortalize that on his back, or the tattoo artist had a LATE night the night before.

HeyThatsMyBike

I just about creamed myself at the thought of a Donkey Kong tattoo. (My husband has a Zelda tattoo...) Defamer just made Brad sexier.

DuckyDoom

@belltolls: That was simply divine.

Regarding Brad Pitt's exploding gut; I have no comment.

Mr. Ice

One of the kids took a magic marker to dad when he was asleep on the couch. Angelina believed it was a divine message so Brad had a tattoo to permanently remind them of the message. To Brad's consternation, it reads "silly prat" when the lines are connected properly.

pixie-stix

I can't believe that no one has remarked on the fact that Brad is wearing the newest and hottest Defamer designer accessory, the belt that spells pwned, baby!

That is, unless it's some kind of photoshop thing.

WGARefugee

The wind blew his shirt up, but it didn't knock that stupid hat off? Lame.

Team Aniston.

ginnypotter

Maybe it's a new male version of Norplant installed in a desperate attempt to stop the missus from overpopulating the planet.

Whiteboyfunfark

Jeez, it looks like some kind of bizarre chemotherapy tattoo but if you had the big C in that many places, you wouldn't be all chubby and jumping into helicopters. I'm going to say it's Brad's own interpretation of the sacred mesas of New Mexico, retreating into the distance. And I'm also going to say it's muggly. At least it could be covered up quickly.

regisgoat

ever since I saw him on "Idol Gives Back" with the new hat I've been thinking young Archie Bunker

hitchenaride

I'll take Brad with a sympathy baby bump over every one of those stripsters any hour of the day. And that's sayin' something because he never really did it for me anyway.

Moving on... lolz @ Donkey Kong!

persephone

If you run Brad through the checkout scanner at the Safeway, it comes up seedless grapes $2.99/bunch.

rtisovec

@rtisovec:

Grapes are sold by the pound, silly, not the bunch.

But you're right, it probably is a bar code of some sort.

NotReadyForPrimeTime

I think this is his idea of a tribute to Frank Lloyd Wright.

NotReadyForPrimeTime