Bindi Irwin Is A Winner!

bindiirwinsingle.gifAfter last night’s Logies, Bindi Irwin can add another piece of hardware to the trophy cabinet, and no doubt she’s making some room in there in anticipation of receiving one of those awkwardly shaped ARIAs in a couple of months time.

Two things I would like to note.

Firstly –


An excitable and articulate Bindi said she was shocked to win.

“This is so exciting. I can’t believe it,” she said on accepting the gong at Melbourne’s Crown Entertainment Complex. I’d definitely like to dedicate this to my mum and dad, and I would also like to thank everybody out there who helped to watch Bindi: the Jungle Girl. It’s so nice and I’d also like to thank John Stainton, who has helped me all the way through. Thank you very much. Eeeeeeee!”

Yep. Even seeing it in the written form, that blood-curdling scream of glee (perhaps a shout out in her native tongue, Animalese, to her four legged supporters watching from their enclosures at Australia Zoo?) still makes me shudder a little bit in fright.

Secondly –


Bindi has already decided where her Logie is going.

“Straight to the pool room,” she said.

Oh, Bindi. Regurgitating one liners from beloved Australian films will not be enough to endear you to the Australian public. You scare them. But what can you do? You know no other life than to perform for the camera. Just like Britney. Can we really judge you for doing that which you were born and raised to do?

Yes. It freaks us out.

Comments

  • AcidJasmine

    shoot it and put us all out of our misery.

    It regurgitated the same vileness this morning on commercial radio. Can you imagine what it will be like when it hits puberty?

  • Sandy Kelly

    Defamer,

    How sad to read your words about this young child. As said she was born into the family and how could she possibly help that!!!

    She deserves every accolade afforded her becuase she certainly appears to be a hard and willing worker who I expect will never cause her mother the same sort of trouble the Britney and Amy’s do their parents.

    Go Bindi – My kids and I love you.

  • Soggy Sao

    I’ve never commented her before, but that entirely scripted ’squeal’ at the end of her acceptance spiel freaked the daylights out of me too. Scaaaary.

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