Bec ‘N’ Lley-Lley’s Manager Is Disappointed In Us All

Briefly in the scurrilous gossip magazine rumours department, we bring you news that will surely be devastating for all of you out there: Bec Hewitt is not, I repeat, not pregnant.

How do we know? The Hewitts’ manager David Drysdale wants us all to go stand in the naughty corner.

“I’d be one of the first to hear about (a pregnancy),” he said.

“(The rumours) are pretty disappointing.”

David would be really disappointed if it turned out Bec was with child, and he wasn’t one of the first people they told, wouldn’t he? Talk about setting yourself up for a fall!

Anyway, the hopes of a nation – i.e. that another bum-chinned heir to the cashed-up-bogan crown would be provided – will have to be iced for the next little while. Damn you, Woman’s Day!