BB08: Rima’s Broken Leg Takes Her Out Of The Big Brother House For A Couple Of Weeks

It wasn’t just a weekend full of Logies news, you know. Somewhere in Queensland there are a group of people no one has any affection for battling it out for the right to possibly fill in for Millsy on a late night SMS quiz show if the Hilton-shagging host ever gets the flu.

And one of those little troopers – so to speak – is now in hospital after a disastrous Friday Night games!

Big Brother’s one-metre tall housemate Rima has been forced to leave the show after breaking her leg last night. The Victorian belly dancer injured herself during the Friday Night Live show, which involves housemates competing in a series of physical challenges in order to win a prize.

A Network Ten spokesman said the pint-sized contestant was hanging from a beam on a tilting platform when she fell awkwardly. She was treated by medical staff before being transported to hospital, where x-rays confirmed she had broken her leg. “She is in fantastic spirits with her husband Carl by her side,” the spokesman said.

And Kyle Sandilands no doubt hovering at the door, lecherously whispering “Just pash her, Carl… go on. Touch her. Just one kiss. That’s it… that’s it, Carl… linger… soak it in… You’re a bad boy and she’s a naughty girl…”

It will take several weeks for Rima to recover from her injury – a process that will not take place inside the house. However the spokesman left open the possibility of Rima returning at a later date. In a statement released by Network Ten, Rima said she would conduct media interviews at a later date.

What else can she add? Yep. I’m still hurt. Uh-huh. No, I don’t think Australia got to know the real me in the seventeen minutes I appeared on their screens. Did I “shoot” myself? Yeah, damn straight I did. Glitter gets me hot.

“I just want you to know that the hospital food is much better than the food in the Big Brother house,” she said.

And hopefully not delivered by conveyer belt, although you never know with the public health system these days etc.