Amy Winehouse Round-Up: She’s A Big Kid Now

There was a veritable smorgasbord of Amy Winehouse material to work with today – from confused university students asked to write essays comparing Shakespeare to Winegums, to Amy’s hot new skin condition – but I think there’s one clear winner: is Amy wearing nappies?

Germany’s Bild raised the alarm, and in a doubly grand story opportunity, we get to make the laughs with the internet’s favourite translation device, Babelfish. Here’s what the Deutsch say about Winegums’ latest scandal:

That Amy Winehouse dresses unusual, are we used – however do them have to carry now also still for diapers?

When the singer wanted to visit its husband Blake falling the civil in the prison on Monday, she granted strange views under her flower dress. To the appearance came something, which looked suspicious like a diaper. A cloth, an opened Body, which hangs there only for a Stofffetzen between Amys legs…?

Is safe: Amy Winehouse was refused the admission to the prison. Accordingly frustrated the pop star returned home – and became palpable. As the British newspaper reports „telegraph “, Winehouse is to have taken the camera from a photographer away and push it. Ts ts ts…

Then ging’s fast home – probably to diapers change…

Putting aside the obvious hilarity here (”the ging”, “an opened body”, “strange views under her flower dress”…), the photos are fairly worrying.

If it isn’t a nappy, then it’s the world’s largest pad with wings. Apparently the whole ‘ultra thin’ thing hasn’t translated to the UK feminine products industry yet.