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Absolut Hunk Explains Why 'SATC' Tracks So Weakly On Mars
Posted by Seth at 11:25 AM on May 30, 2008
· Leave it to the unlikely arena of a TRL interview with Jason Lewis for a probing analysis of the lopsided gender-divide among SATC fans. (To Lewis's credit, he never once utters the phrase, "Cause they're, like, old and not hot.") [MTV]
· It's the Burn After Reading red band trailer! We think we just witnessed the Coens' greatest work since really-gay-sounding Anton Chigurh chilled us to the very core. [/Film]
· Celebrity Bogus-Rehab-Excuse Theatre now continues with Steve Tyler's shocking admission that his recent stint was only to give his aching tootsies a chance to heal. Yeah, right. Maybe from the needle marks between their toes! [Reuters]
· All-purpose furry-footed fantasy creature James McAvoy is rumoured to be favoured for the lead in The Hobbit. [theonering.net]
· At celebtags.com, you look at a photo of a celebrity, then submit the first word or phrase that comes to your mind, then can glance at a tag cloud mapping what everyone else submitted. It sounds pointless, but it's kind of addictive. Look out for the billboard-sized word used to describe Sarah Jessica Parker. Meanies! [celeb tags]
· Leave it to the unlikely arena of a TRL interview with Jason Lewis for a probing analysis of the lopsided gender-divide among SATC fans. (To Lewis's credit, he never once utters the phrase, "Cause they're, like, old and not hot.") [
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OldTowneTavern
Posted 11:31 AM 30/5/08
I can't look at Jason Lewis right now. I have to fix my hair first.
OldTowneTavern
hummingpenguin Also, no poodles
Posted 12:17 PM 30/5/08
Two things about the Burn After Reading trailer:
1. I've just now decided that J.K. Simmons is a genius.
2. The armband iPod is really funny and I don't know why.
hummingpenguin Also, no poodles
metroville
Posted 1:02 PM 30/5/08
Last month, we got news of Biff Tannen working on a Steven Soderbergh movie (The Informant)...and now Sledge Hammer's in a Coen brothers film?
Prestige belongs to the '80s!
metroville
hughman
Posted 12:57 PM 30/5/08
i just picture Brad Pitt being on "Work Out" and fighting with Jackie Lesbian.
hughman
dluvvly
Posted 1:51 PM 30/5/08
Why has Hurley not lost any weight during 4 years on an island eating fish and twigs? Couldn't they have dropped him down the elevator shaft at the beginning of season 2 for not losing weight and kept the blonde girl instead?
dluvvly
Oldboy
Posted 3:16 PM 30/5/08
James McAvoy should definitely think twice about doing the Hobbit pic. I think the audience will have moved on by the time this would be released. He's too promising a dramatic actor to waste his time on this silly genre doodoo.
Oldboy
mcgeorge
Posted 3:39 PM 30/5/08
In other news, thank you Coens. Just...thank you. I sense a stride being hit.
mcgeorge
mcgeorge
Posted 3:38 PM 30/5/08
@Oldboy: The silly billion-dollar, New Line-rescuing, three-generation-audience, Oscar-winning genre? That genre? Yes, McAvoy should run. I totally agree.
mcgeorge
raincoaster
Posted 3:58 PM 30/5/08
That celebtags is indeed more addictive than smack.
George Clooney: ëîõ öjkjföö "he makes me question my sexuality" 007 11 2 girls 1 cup 2girls1cup a a dogcow book a good bloke a good egg a-list accident accomplished ace acid acting? nope action figure activist actor add more celebrites you cunt
Who doesn't like making fun of celebrities? Authorized Defamer commenting celebrities excepted, of course!
raincoaster
kit10indublin
Posted 9:19 PM 30/5/08
I love the 'new' celeb rehab excuses. They're so transparent they HAVE be making them up themselves. I'm predicting beauty shop mishaps and the death of a beloved pet are next on the rehab excuse list.
kit10indublin
kisskisskiss
Posted 11:47 PM 30/5/08
Big words for Orlando Bloom include "cunt", "gay", and "twat" so I automagically approve.
kisskisskiss
CrankYank
Posted 1:10 AM 31/5/08
That Coen trailer is full of awesomeness. I think Clooney needs to be the third in Tilda's harem. I think he'll find it arousing to be washing her kitchen floor.
CrankYank
el smrtmnky
Posted 1:51 AM 31/5/08
broken record, i know but but damn Clooney looks hot in that clip.
el smrtmnky
forever1267
Posted 1:56 AM 31/5/08
amalgam, Jason?
forever1267
MISS MERCY STREET
Posted 5:44 AM 31/5/08
@dluvvly: It's four years for us, and something like 4 months for them, timewise.
I'd like to know what the Ladies were using to keep their eyebrows perfect. Twigs as tweezers?
MISS MERCY STREET
Reggie Cameron
Posted 8:18 AM 31/5/08
I used to think you had to have a stupid name to work at MTV (Suchin, Gideon, Sway, etc). It seems that the ability to pull off a decent interview by reading pre-written questions to a celebrity has fallen of the list of qualifications.
Reggie Cameron
raincoaster
Posted 4:34 PM 31/5/08
@el smrtmnky: yaya!
raincoaster