A rumour circulating today that Paul Newman has died (gah!) is debunked by Hollywood’s Original Blogger™ Army Archerd: “NEWS FLASH: After hearing reports of Paul Newman’s death from Associated Press and CNN, I found out that acting legend Paul Newman is doing just fine, according to Joanne Woodward. In fact, he’s racing around cars in Texas!” Got it? That reads “Texas,” not “Heaven.” [armyarcherd.com]