50 Cent's Palace Of Doomed Love Devoured By Conveniently Timed Blaze
Posted by Seth at 5:25 AM on May 31, 2008
If you were wondering just how ugly things had gotten between shawty-fêting hip-hop superstar 50 Cent and his ex-babymomma Shaniqua Tompkins, we refer you to this eyewitness video of the pair verbally sparring on the streets of New York yesterday, surrounded by a small crowd of celebrity-domestic-squabble afficionados. At the centre of the dispute: the couple's once-shared Long Island home, where Tompkins lives with 50's 10-year-old son. (He wants her to pay rent and sued to evict her. She fired back with a countersuit claiming the house was a gift.) At 5 a.m., the house was ablaze—a conveniently timed turn of events that instantly aroused suspicion from local fire-safety authorities:
When pressed for details, [Dix Hills Fire Department Chief Larry] Feld said, "I would say there is a strong possibility that it is suspicious because of the rapid movement of the fire, the volume of the fire that we had upon arrival, and the intensity. When I arrived — and I got there early — the whole first floor and second floor was engulfed, and the home was totally gutted. [...]
A statement released Friday by 50's rep reads: "Informed this morning while filming a new motion picture on location in Louisiana, [50 Cent] expressed deep concern over this fire at his property. He is extremely thankful that everyone including his son, Marquise, escaped the burning house safely. He is confident that authorities will be conducting a thorough investigation of the incident and is eager to review their findings."
Addressing reporters outside the remains of her home, Tompkins said that she heard an intruder in the house this morning, and that 50 is "obsessed" with her and has threatened her life. We think it was a wise, if sometimes questionably motivated, lyricist who once said, "If the roof is on fire, let the muthafucka burn. If you talking about money, homie, I ain't concerned." Never before has the poetry of the street resonated with such dire consequence.

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misterdirk
Posted 6:09 AM 31/5/08
This fire is an allegory of 50's career. Started off suspiciously, then got hot, then people started running away, coughing.
misterdirk
NoWireHangers
Posted 5:55 AM 31/5/08
Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes would be proud.
NoWireHangers
kookla
Posted 5:55 AM 31/5/08
50 Cent and Shaniqua? With names like those you know someone is gonna get burned.
kookla
EuroDad
Posted 5:54 AM 31/5/08
"you can find me in da club
with a pocket full of accelerants"
just doesn't have the same ring, does it?
EuroDad
CourageousCoward
Posted 5:51 AM 31/5/08
Baby what did you expect? Fightin' fire with fire.
CourageousCoward
jasonelias
Posted 5:45 AM 31/5/08
According to reports, the funk was flaming, out of control.
jasonelias
EuroDad
Posted 6:15 AM 31/5/08
if i may start the list of suspects:
Eminem's had a lot of free time on his hands lately...
EuroDad
Cacafuego
Posted 6:54 AM 31/5/08
In the end, Fiddy's gonna discover it would have been cheaper to let the bitch keep the crib than spend time on arson/attempted homicide charges.
Cacafuego
CourageousCoward
Posted 7:00 AM 31/5/08
@Cacafuego: Fiddy is Bulletproof, yo!
CourageousCoward
TenTimesFiltered
Posted 7:42 AM 31/5/08
Sadly, the 'eyewitness video' of the argument still didn't prove Fiddy can raise his voice higher than 2 decibels.
TenTimesFiltered
Losin_it
Posted 4:08 AM 1/6/08
If you're going to burn down a house, the place to do it is in Long Island. The huckleberries on those town Fire Departments couldn't solve an arson case if Mrs. O'Leary's cow shat in their coffee.
Losin_it
tbolt
Posted 3:55 AM 1/6/08
When Shanaynay gets done with him, he won't have two quarters to rub together.
tbolt