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The Sight Of Waitresses In Bikinis Puts An End To Lindsay Lohan's Sober Streak
Posted by Molly Friedman at 8:45 AM on April 22, 2008
Hearing that Lindsay Lohan has fallen off the wagon before her one-year anniversary as a sober young lady is far less surprising than the venue in which she decided to publicly rebel against her new good girl image this past weekend: the Hawaiian Tropic tourist trap in Manhattan's Times Square. But apparently, after trying so hard to avoid temptations, banning bad influences from her life and even signing up for (albeit questionable acting roles), all the female shimmy-shaking and bar wenches must have inspired her to let loose. And speaking of bosom buddies, People is reporting that Lohan spent the Scores-like evening alongside none other than helpful healer/new roommate Sam Ronson:
"Lohan started dancing to Britney Spears...Drinking Grey Goose and Red Bull cocktails...Lohan really got into the music, tossing her hair around and doing full body rolls...She also sang along and pumped her chest to Soulja Boy."And as you'll see from the pictures after the jump, Lindsay's re-entry into the party scene left her passed out in an eerily similar way to her last fateful outing with Ronson...
What exactly a "body roll" is sends us down a blurry memory lane involving late college nights decorated by beer bongs and drunken frat boys (oops), but we're sure Lindsay's tango-trained torso did more than enough to please the crowd. And we do understand why Ronson would stoop to DJ'ing a Saturday night party in the middle of tourist-heavy Times Square, at a soft-core Hooters-esque chain restaurant (she's no DJ AM after all), we're more than confused as to why Lindsay would appear hip to hip with her new roommate, surrounded by magnums of OJ mixers and Grey Goose bottles bigger than her head. If there's anything out-of-towners love more than anything, it's snapping photos on their souvenir store-bought disposable cameras. Is this Lohan's way of rebelling against Mumager Dina for refocusing all her attention on the budding Ali? Or was that Grey Goose bottle filled with ...Adequite water?
[Photo credits: Getty, X17]
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Calraigh
Posted 4:22 AM 22/4/08
I'm not entirely convinced she is not slowly but surely turning into Zsa Zsa Gabor.But without the money or the sexually perverse German husband.
Calraigh
EuroDad
Posted 5:01 AM 22/4/08
"She also sang along and pumped her chest to Soulja Boy."
Soulja Boy? seriously?
rock bottom i tell you, rock fuckin' bottom.
EuroDad
Juancho
Posted 4:55 AM 22/4/08
@Calraigh: One day, I imagine there's going to be former jailmates of her dad that come out and say they're owed a piece of her earnings that he promised them in exchange for protectiing him from ass-rape.
Juancho
mattymcd
Posted 4:51 AM 22/4/08
I kind of miss Riley Giles. There, I said it.
mattymcd
Calraigh
Posted 4:48 AM 22/4/08
Maybe that should have been ''how.''But I'm not inclined to change it...
Calraigh
Calraigh
Posted 4:47 AM 22/4/08
@Juancho: Of course.Hoe presumptuous of me!
Calraigh
Leviticus_71
Posted 4:44 AM 22/4/08
Ya that dude she's with could very well be a german goofball in the sack. Screaming at her in his native tongue...so to speak.
Leviticus_71
Juancho
Posted 4:33 AM 22/4/08
@Calraigh:...that you know of.
Juancho
heidiho
Posted 4:32 AM 22/4/08
Hey, I liked The Parent Trap and Mean Girls as much as the next person, but I am all for letting Natural Selection do its job. I won't weep if she does herself in, there I said it!
heidiho
katie
Posted 5:22 AM 22/4/08
Soulja boy? I think I am going to go puke on her behalf.
katie
KingHater
Posted 6:04 AM 22/4/08
How did you get a picture of my faclempt grandmother?
KingHater
Desk_hack
Posted 5:46 AM 22/4/08
I love that main photo of her. That's exactly how I look every time I read one of these stories.
Desk_hack
PaisleyPajamas
Posted 9:09 AM 22/4/08
Does she remember that she's broke? There won't be rafting trips in Utah or excursions to go shopping in Malibu this time around. She'll be sitting in group therapy at LA County MHMR with the underbelly of humanity the next time she goes for detox. Oy!
PaisleyPajamas
EuroDad
Posted 9:00 AM 22/4/08
@shag_carpet_bomb:
and might i suggest she lay off the Soulja Boy as well?
EuroDad
shag_carpet_bomb
Posted 8:44 AM 22/4/08
You know, some of the successful recovering drunks that I know, stay the hell out of bars. It might be a good idea.
shag_carpet_bomb
Whiteboyfunfark
Posted 10:13 AM 22/4/08
"Dancing to Britney Spears" is even more so last year than a drunken LiLo. It's like, yeah, mutherfucker--I'm over.
Whiteboyfunfark
kylo4
Posted 9:52 AM 22/4/08
This is a case of someone who, if on the right track would've continued to be a star but instead absolutely destroyed her whole career. She was in high-grossing movies, doing well and boom, blew it all away. Now she's slowly slipping further and further onto the D-list where she will remain for the rest of eternity.
kylo4
HappyBlues
Posted 11:10 AM 22/4/08
Look at that photo! She's starting to look like Elizabeth Taylor in "Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf"!
HappyBlues
gwendolyn
Posted 3:22 AM 23/4/08
@HappyBlues: "I am not a monster!"
gwendolyn
DannielynSpears
Posted 1:25 AM 23/4/08
Well, by the looks of that pic where she's about to pass out, at least we can see that she's only drinking and not back on the blow.
That miserable point she's at is actually right when you're the most in need of skiing the slopes...
DannielynSpears
msanthropic
Posted 1:23 PM 23/4/08
By whose account was she about to have an anniversary? Did the New Year's Eve champagne just shave a day off her sobriety instead of resetting?
msanthropic
hilltheactor
Posted 6:33 AM 22/4/08
I appreciate that you are a gossip site...and I enjoy that..HOWEVER..Alcohol and Drug addiction are serious diseases..And those that SUFFER from it..Are unable to control their impulsive behavior when it comes to using..a bit of empathy should go along with the muck raking i think..This could be you..
hilltheactor
Wazimu
Posted 2:18 PM 26/4/08
Won't be long now until she's sunk low enough to star in my web series. Better start writing.
Wazimu