The Countdown To Dean Geyer’s Becoming A Man Starts… Now!
Happy news – or sad news, if you’re approximately 13-years-old – from the teen pop fraternity: Lisa “The Veronicas” Origliasso and Dean “Still A Virgin” Geyer have announced their engagement!
Evidently Lisa was tired of taking out stocks in AA batteries the couple are very much in love and despite having put the kybosh on marriage talk only months ago, have decided to take a long walk up a short aisle.
“Dean Geyer and Lisa Origliasso, together with their families, are delighted to announce they are engaged,” the statement said.“The couple have been together since April 2007 and are thrilled to share their news.”
Origliasso, 23, and Geyer, 22, met at the ARIA Awards in 2006, when The Veronicas won the best pop release for their debut album The Secret Life Of…
Aww, bless their tiny little hearts. Will Geyer do a backflip in the church after the ceremony? Will sister Jess have to cover up her powerful tatts? Will there be mass hara kiri amongst the Dolly readership? Will the marriage last?
Only time will tell!
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dean geyer has already had sex with lisa loads of times.. i know lisa’s bestfriend and lisa has told her they have been at ‘it’ for about 6 months now. a lyric in one of dean’s new songs says “the first time, remember the look in our eyes” referring to the first time they had sex, then he posted a comment on lisas myspace saying “…remember the look in our eyes???” – .. lisa has also posted in a bulliten on her myspace that she likes having long showers and baths with dean..plus they went on an exotic beach holiday together for a week .. so if u think dean geyer is still a virgin.. he’s not! ;)
Why don’t you grow up?? Why are you so obsessed with the fact that he is a virgin. Just because you are most probably a slut with no morals, doesn’t mean he is in the wrong.