The Bore Warrior

Self proclaimed "King of Malibu" Mel Gibson nearly caused a pile-up in his fair city as he attempted to decipher a text message from one of his children at a stoplight. Gibson asked a motorist in the next lane if they knew what "Hai *vin 4 cofy ditd <3" meant. The passing motorist shrugged their shoulders, but told Gibson that they loved him in Bird On A Wire and zoomed away. Gibson continued to decipher for roughly ten minutes before tossing the phone in the back seat while shouting, "Kids. These fucking kids today."
6:20 AM on Sat Apr 19 2008
by Defamer Hollywood



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Hm...
Says here I 4000 "Anytime Minutes" left...
FREEEEDOM!!!!!!
bluelanugo
note lack of seatbelt... send him back to Jewish Jail!!!
jlynch3
Mad Max 4 - Asleep at the Wheel
TurdBlossom
Happy PassO4 2U, Mel -(Heart)SugRtitz
Whiteboyfunfark
He's actually jotting down the license plate of a car that cut him off and made him miss the light. Under the number, he writes: "Probably a jew"
LoveHandles