That’s Not An Emo Tree, That’s Milky Joe Wearing Eyeliner!
Ahem.
This tiny article has probably made our day.
A man from Nashua, New Hampshire, was cutting down an oak tree when he discovered what appeared to be a frowning face in the wood. “I’ve never seen anything like this,” said Mike Adasczik.

The treea looks adorable! Just like those plump heavily made up goth kids who gather around at train stations looking sad and bum-puffing their cigarettes in a moody manner!
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Comments
Hahahaha! Nice! A goth/emo tree!