Playboy’s ‘Girls of Olive Garden’ Pictorial Likely to Be Served Lukewarm, In Need of Flavoring

Having long ago abandoned The Olive Garden for the more refined culinary delights of, say, Applebee’s, we’ve clearly missed the churning sexual undercurrents reinforcing the restaurant’s starchy, salad-y, working-class appeal. But nothing gets past Kendra Wilkinson, one-third of Hugh Hefner’s Girls Next Door, who infamously swears by not only the OG’s quasi-Italian staples, but also the pure hormonal power of its female waitstaff. As such, Playboy is inviting the restaurant’s sexiest servers to take orders in an upcoming pictorial. While we don’t necessarily expect the chain’s Hooters-isation to make our grandpa’s 90th birthday dinner any less depressing, we heartily recommend following the jump to observe Wilkinson’s classy video solicitation (”My food’s getting cold, so I gotta fuckin’ go”) to tastefully doff those aprons. If Hef’s as good a tipper as we hear, we may be filling out an application by this afternoon.

• Girls of Olive Garden [Playboy]