We were going to go into great detail telling you about Naomi Campbell's latest collar for anger management issues - this time she's alleged to have a) spat on a police officer and b) been cuffed and thrown off a flight at Heathrow; business as usual, then - but we think this little bit of Photoshop wondrousness from the Herald Sun's front page says all that needs to be said:

Sometimes, there are no words.

Other than, you know, "OH JESUS WEPT SAVE US" or something to that effect.

 

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