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Paris Hilton Wants 'Double Wedding' With Frenemy Nicole Richie And Brothers Madden
Posted by Molly Friedman at 8:30 AM on April 22, 2008
With news that Paris Hilton is just dying to plan a "double wedding" with Nicole Richie and baby daddy Joel Madden, we've decided that the heiress has a hard time determining what exactly makes for marriage material. Hilton and Madden's brother Benji haven't even announced any engagements via blog post yet, but Paris isn't wasting any time daydreaming about matching hers and Nicole's matching wedding gowns and, if we're lucky, an off-key duet of "Stars Are Blind" sung at the altar by the dual vocal powerhouse that is P&N. But at just 26, just how many times has Paris found the man she plans on spending the rest of her beautiful life with? We took a look back at the modern day Liz Taylor in the making:
Before she became the monstrosity that is Paris Hilton, the heiress' fame was limited to her hometown of Manhattan, in addition to a few high-profile ritzy vacation spots like St. Bart's and Miami. And she even had a respectable long-term relationship to model Jason Shaw, lasting four years and culminating in an engagement. But then the flashbulbs burned brighter, and Paris spread her fame-whoring wings, eventually meeting and planning yet another wedding with her first Greek shipping heir, conveniently named Paris Latsis. Surprise, surprise, that joyous meant-to-be union didn't last either. Then there were the rumours back in 2006 that she was gearing up for another engagement to man around town Stavros Niarchos, after showing up to a fashion party sporting a gigantic ring just like the one Latsis had given her. But just as she stole Stavros from Mary-Kate Olsen, Lindsay Lohan allegedly ran off with him for a night or two. So will Hilton's fourth scheme actually work out as planned? We're not betting bloggers, but we sense a pouty-faced glossy cover in the coming weeks featuring Paris and her broken love affair. But hey, we hear Calum Best is available!
[Photo credit: Getty]
- OH BROTHER! [NY Post]
- PARIS IN NEW RING-AROUND [NY Post]
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Whiteboyfunfark
Posted 9:12 AM 22/4/08
"Liz Taylor in the making" would indicate that at some point Parisite will exploit her (unlike Taylor's) undeserved celebrity to do something worthwhile for the betterment of humanity. Fat chance of that.
Whiteboyfunfark
CrankYank
Posted 9:08 AM 22/4/08
Is it obvious to point out that this is likely just a reality show pitch?
CrankYank
Mark Graham
Posted 9:07 AM 22/4/08
@bess marvin, girl detective: Nice catch, my bad. It has been fixed.
Mark Graham
bess marvin, girl detective
Posted 8:59 AM 22/4/08
i'm going to assume that "parils" is a typo, but if you change the a to e and start calling her "perils hilton", all will be forgiven
bess marvin, girl detective
EuroDad
Posted 8:56 AM 22/4/08
she needs to just get the first one out of the way; get hitched in some drunken weekend stupor like her frenemy Britney did.
the first one doesn't really count anyway, right?
EuroDad
jasonelias
Posted 10:37 AM 22/4/08
...Yeah, because when friends marry funny looking men they should do it together...
jasonelias
drftjgoj
Posted 9:28 AM 22/4/08
Words of wisdom my friend's dad told him right before my friend got married:
"Son, its never too early to have a first marriage."
drftjgoj
bess marvin, girl detective
Posted 9:25 AM 22/4/08
@Mark Graham: so no perils hilton? sigh
bess marvin, girl detective
yvonnjanae
Posted 1:39 PM 22/4/08
National Ignore Button.
Seriously. Please.
yvonnjanae
PaisleyPajamas
Posted 2:02 PM 22/4/08
I dunno...there seems to be a pattern emerging...Paris has a couple of dates...she has her PR people start the engagement rumors...and *poof* she gets dumped.
I think the countdown for Benji jetting for the door started about 5 minutes ago.
PaisleyPajamas
harshmellow
Posted 5:35 AM 23/4/08
Trying...to...care...
Nope it's not working. Paris, the "15 minutes" bus is waiting for you outside.
harshmellow