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Owen Wilson And Woody Harrelson Go For A Swim, Minus One Set Of Swim Trunks
Posted by Molly Friedman at 4:25 AM on April 8, 2008
Instead of fussing over headlines linking Owen Wilson to Jennifer Aniston on the set of Marley & Me, should Kate Hudson be more worried about the allure of Woody Harrelson's positively perfect butt? Looking downright McConaughey-esque (at least from behind), Harrelson displayed enviable the enviable skill of Olympic-style cliff-climbing while nude during a swim sesh with longtime pal Wilson in Miami over the weekend. And we couldn't be more delighted. Not only have these pictures edged Woody much higher on our list of celebrity crushes, but they've given The Daily Mail the opportunity to Photoshop a mini-animated tale of Woody's butt's ascent from the Atlantic. Though we highly doubt Owen will fall for the Woodster's cheeks, we couldn't resist taking a closer look ourselves after the jump, including a peek at Owen's much more demure choice of swimwear.
After seeing Woody very impressively hoist himself from the water to the cliff, we would like to get in touch with his trainer. Not as impressive are his tan lines, but with a behind like that, we'll forgive him.
As Woody happily trots back to the cabana with nary a care for who spots him, Owen takes a dive into the water wearing a much more standard pair of trunks. Which is sad, since we'd be more than happy to see Wilson follow in Woody's footsteps the next time around.
[Photo Credit: Kadena Pix via The Daily Mail]
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Nomi Malone
Posted 5:10 AM 8/4/08
that's one nice peach. yummy.
Nomi Malone
Molly Friedman
Posted 5:09 AM 8/4/08
@Sweet Panda Love: Ha, "ouchy." Perfect.
Molly Friedman
Sweet Panda Love
Posted 5:04 AM 8/4/08
That middle shot looks a bit ouchy. Is that concrete?
Sweet Panda Love
TryThisAtHome
Posted 5:01 AM 8/4/08
And who says weed makes you lazy? Clearly the guy has time and energy for the gym.
TryThisAtHome
hack-a-rific
Posted 4:54 AM 8/4/08
Is this where we start debating waxing?
hack-a-rific
TheStarterWife
Posted 4:51 AM 8/4/08
Now we have an ass to match with the LA Magazine article this month in which the author describes Harrelson's fart.
TheStarterWife
Old No.7
Posted 4:47 AM 8/4/08
Old No.7
hardcoreaura
Posted 4:45 AM 8/4/08
All of those photos, and he didn't turn around once?
hardcoreaura
el smrtmnky
Posted 4:43 AM 8/4/08
thanks for the woody, woody.
el smrtmnky
OneWag
Posted 4:40 AM 8/4/08
Forget grousing about his tan line, now if Woody only had Owen's HAIRline, I'd be more impressed. Even turned on, maybe.
OneWag
Transuranic
Posted 6:58 AM 8/4/08
2 Simple Glutes for Making My Afternoon.
Transuranic
Cacafuego
Posted 7:53 AM 8/4/08
Woody got back.
Cacafuego
lrubemp
Posted 9:09 AM 8/4/08
Not bad, but not all that. Looks a little fleshy to me.
lrubemp
abarts
Posted 9:08 AM 8/4/08
yeah, but where was Matthew McConahey and his bongos?
abarts
MisterHippity
Posted 8:46 AM 8/4/08
Yeah, but where's his junk? Judging from that middle pic, I think he's got a mangina.
MisterHippity
Some of My Best Friends Are People
Posted 9:44 AM 8/4/08
Owen Wilson puts the ite in white. For reals...
Some of My Best Friends Are People
CatherineTrammell
Posted 10:17 AM 8/4/08
It's a good thing Owen is wearing shorts. Otherwise this would totally look gay.
CatherineTrammell
MissyMiss
Posted 11:15 AM 8/4/08
Why is it never the one I'd RATHER see shorts-free?
MissyMiss
Cacafuego
Posted 12:04 PM 8/4/08
Wilson looks considerably flabbier than the older Woody.
Cacafuego
BigBoobsMagee
Posted 1:24 PM 8/4/08
@MisterHippity: I think you can see his dinkie in the third one...... or maybe it's a rock? I can't tell.
BigBoobsMagee
raincoaster
Posted 2:24 PM 8/4/08
I'll take pasty over balding any day.
raincoaster
gwiliandre
Posted 5:58 PM 8/4/08
Dear God:
Please introduce my lady business to the bald guy's man business.
Gimme a go 'round on his playground.
Nice tackle, Woody. Dang.
And please, God, help Woody help his friend the ButterScotch Stallion find his man core.
I kinda wanna see the two of 'em in a remake of Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid.
Most of all, God, I'd like a gander at the front side of the bald guy. I have a deep and abiding respect for art in its pure-ist form. And God created man and it was gooooood.
gwiliandre
Allie Anne
Posted 6:22 AM 9/4/08
This could have been MUCH worse ... It could have been Owen's other BFF, Wes instead of Woody keeping Owen company while naked in the lagoon. On second thought, I guess that IS kind of unlikely ...
Allie Anne
nedwin
Posted 11:16 AM 8/4/08
Duh!
nedwin
nedwin
Posted 11:15 AM 8/4/08
Woody seems sort of half-assed to me
nedwin