As if it hasn't been patently obvious to anyone with eyes, Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom have been in each others' pants giving each other a good Nichiren Buddhism seeing each other for some time now.

Well, appropriately since Miranda is, how could we forget, A Good Aussie Girl™, they have "gone public" with their luuuurve at the Randwick races this weekend just past - and the Herald Sun didn't resist the chance to get all romance novel on our asses:

The couple were at ease and very much in love, often stealing a kiss during quiet moments, with Bloom wrapping his arm around Kerr.

Hahaha, "very much in love" has to be one of the most hilariously overused gossip/women's mags phrases of all time, and follows in the time honoured tradition of celebrity journalist code. So, "very much in love" = "basically dry humping".

Some other favourites include "finally gained some much needed curves" (= "has been eating all the pies") and "looking fresh faced and fabulous" (= "for Christ's sake, put some makeup on you monster"). Feel free to add your own to our growing dictionary.

 

Tags: au | celebrity sexings | miranda kerr | orlando bloom