Miley Cyrus’ Desperate Search On A Bike For A Missing Dog

Looking for a quick snack that won’t spoil your dinner? Might we suggest tearing into a Dirt Sandwich? Make sure to grab yourself a placemat and a handful of napkins, for this week’s double decker supreme is stacked to the ceiling with this week’s messiest infotainment offerings. Compiled with care by Defamer’s resident culinary expert, Molly McAleer, we think you’ll find this to be the tastiest sammy you’ve noshed on all week. Join us as we find out how Amy Winehouse’s face looks these days (answer: better than Harvey Levin thinks), what a teary Hayden Panettiere did immediately after receiving an award for Saving The Whales (or some such nonsense) and what Harrison Ford thinks of being slimed. Pay close attention, lest you miss the revelation of whether or not Dancing With The Stars‘ Priscilla Presley spray tans or not … a special CoJo investigate report! Enjoy, kids, enjoy!

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