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Meet The Lucky Guy Who Gets Paid To Massage Gisele Bundchen's Ass
Posted by Molly Friedman at 3:35 AM on April 3, 2008
As Tyra Banks loves to remind us, modelling is hard, okay? Sometimes you have to sit in chairs for really long amounts of time while people make you look pretty, and sometimes you even have to get out of those chairs to stand up and move your arms and stuff. But after seeing these pictures of Gisele Bundchen getting her arse squeezed by a fluffer while shooting a fashion spread, it turns out we didn't know the half of it. Apparently, sometimes, models even have to endure butt massages while they work! A closer look at Bundchen's behind, and the men assigned to perfect it, after the jump.
Can't you just hear the photographer's shouting instructions after seeing these shots? "That arse must be shinier! Tanner! Perkier! I want it leaner and meaner! Faster, Arse Man, we don't have all day!" And then Gisele's reaction: "But Meester Photograffer, Tommy say my arse eez pretty just way it is, no?" And finally, Arse man's barely-audible mutterings: "Remember this day forever. Take a mental photograph to be used each and every time you have sex with your wife. Do not try and bite it, whatever you do, do not take a bite out of that ass."
[Photo Credit: INF]
- GISELE BUNDCHEN'S ARSE GETS THE RUBDOWN [Egotastic]
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businesspearl
Posted 5:18 AM 3/4/08
@BaconCat: word
businesspearl
BaconCat
Posted 5:14 AM 3/4/08
he's so gay his beard has a beard.
BaconCat
nick_r
Posted 5:13 AM 3/4/08
@Sweet Panda Love: Yeah, and that's what makes it so unfair to the straight men. At least, as a compromise, the job should go to a lesbian.
nick_r
Old No.7
Posted 5:12 AM 3/4/08
@Sweet Panda Love: That ass is so fine, it'd make Elton John crave snatch. (This could be the neocon's ultimate weapon agains homsexuality... use Giselle to turn gay guys straight, one ass pat at a time.)
Old No.7
Calraigh
Posted 5:11 AM 3/4/08
@Sweet Panda Love: Once more with feeling.
Calraigh
guitarsnob
Posted 4:59 AM 3/4/08
@Sweet Panda Love: mmmmhmmmm
guitarsnob
MsMuffinMcGuffin
Posted 4:51 AM 3/4/08
@Sweet Panda Love: singing to the choir.
MsMuffinMcGuffin
Twerpsichore
Posted 4:49 AM 3/4/08
@Sweet Panda Love: Zackly.
Twerpsichore
Sweet Panda Love
Posted 4:47 AM 3/4/08
As if there's a chance in hell that dude is straight.
Sweet Panda Love
In Other News...
Posted 4:46 AM 3/4/08
Jesus. "Oh, you mean I also get medical benefits with this job? And a yearly performance bonus? And a company car? Ach, you know, I don't really need that. JUST LEMME RUB THAT ASS."
In Other News...
queensissy
Posted 4:43 AM 3/4/08
I refuse to believe this was for a fashion spread. Stonewashed cutoff chaps with a denim shirt?
queensissy
shutupitsmine
Posted 4:43 AM 3/4/08
Great, assless acid washed short shorts are back? I just got rid of mine, too.
shutupitsmine
Alabama~Boy
Posted 5:42 AM 3/4/08
USER "Sweet Panda Love" hit the nail on the head...
Alabama~Boy
In Other News...
Posted 5:38 AM 3/4/08
@Sweet Panda Love: Wouldn't you say you were gay to get that job?
In Other News...
Tiger_Tanaka
Posted 5:26 AM 3/4/08
Leave Dennis Miller alone. The man's got to keep working, any way he can.
Tiger_Tanaka
Sweet Panda Love
Posted 6:21 AM 3/4/08
@In Other News...: Well, I imagine the concomitant obsession with make-up and off-hours cocksucking might make the ruse more trouble than it's worth.
Sweet Panda Love
McCheeburger
Posted 6:21 AM 3/4/08
I will pay good money to do that job, as long as I have the right of first refusal.
McCheeburger
BaconCat
Posted 6:17 AM 3/4/08
@businesspearl: I, on the other hand, am turned on by your avatar. So no gizelle massaging gig for me.
BaconCat
Furious George
Posted 6:53 AM 3/4/08
I'd so pretend to be gay in order to snag that job. Will they accept an MBA summer intern?
Furious George
kepster
Posted 7:44 AM 3/4/08
@Twerpsichore: It was called So Fine. I'm so embarrassed I know that!
kepster
FredTheGreat
Posted 7:41 AM 3/4/08
Oh, ya great. Like I need somthing else to remind me how much my job sucks, Damn you sir. Damn you Mr. Hot model butt massager guy. Damn you.
FredTheGreat
Twerpsichore
Posted 7:33 AM 3/4/08
What was that Ryan O'Neal flop in the '80s about the guy who invented assless pants? Help me, trivia monsters.
Twerpsichore
OldTowneTavern
Posted 7:24 AM 3/4/08
Those shorts have to be the second worst thing to ever happen to fashion... right between Marc Jacobs' Spring/Summer '08 deconstruction meltdown and the Versace tragedy.
OldTowneTavern
famousauthor
Posted 8:30 AM 3/4/08
Could you run the actual wording for that job description?
famousauthor
LeGagneur
Posted 8:17 AM 3/4/08
The guy is wearing a sweater tied around his neck. You really think he's going to cherish the day where he oiled up Gisele's butt?
LeGagneur
Miss Anne Thrope
Posted 9:23 AM 3/4/08
Mine looks exactly the same.
Miss Anne Thrope
Freegan
Posted 9:00 AM 3/4/08
Wonder how that would look on a resume...
- Experienced glute therapist.
- Worked on the Hottest models on earth. (For Real)
- Looking to move up the massage ladder.
- Managed several clients rears at one time.
Freegan
Venus_In_Retrograde
Posted 10:59 AM 3/4/08
Who needs the photo shoot? Slap this on a billboard and I'll take two of whatever it's selling. Especially if it's selling Gisele's ass in a bottle.
Venus_In_Retrograde
moondawg9
Posted 11:55 AM 3/4/08
The hiring process involved showing the candidates a picture of Gisele Bundchen's ass and the one LEAST turned on got the job.
I was in the running, but I had taken my Viagra that day, so no go . . .
Damn you, four hour erection!!!
moondawg9
regisgoat
Posted 10:55 PM 3/4/08
"Betcha she could crack walnuts with that ass."--Jonathan Winters, Moon Over Parador
regisgoat
SanFranBetsu
Posted 3:07 AM 4/4/08
@queensissy: It's a spread alright!
SanFranBetsu