Lolblunt: Is This The Genesis Of "Keep Up The Cats"?
Over the last day or so, throughout our obsession with LOLBlunts, we have pondered the possible deeper meaning of the term "KEEP UP THE CATS", issued as it was by Frances M Benz with such unerring enthusiasm - we thought, perhaps Defamer Australia has just unwittingly tapped into a long-held relationship between tiresome whiny singer/songwriter James Blunt and cats?
Well, a cursory search of the internets revealed something that - and we don't want to scare you - could blow the whole "KEEP UP THE CATS" phenomenon to kingdom come.
In short: JAMES HAS BEEN KEEPING UP THE CATS SINCE MID-LAST-YEAR.
Don't believe it? Hold our hands and come with us over the jump, and you will finally know the shocking truth...
Late last night, piddling around on YouTube for other reasons, we were overcome with a strong sense that we had to search for "James Blunt + cats". Call it a premonition, or perhaps a higher power was at work, but we did it.
And we couldn't believe what we found:
We feel that all the signs point to this being the true genesis of "KEEP UP THE CATS". It has all the necessary ingredients: James Blunt, borderline illiterate James Blunt fans, cats, questionable Photoshop skills, LULZ - the list goes on.
It's just like The Da Vinci Code. Do you have any theories as to the deeper metaphysical connotations of LOLBlunt or KEEP UP THE CATS? Get in touch!




What. The. Fuck. You've opened a crack in the fabric of LOLBlunt. Look at the signs in that tube duuude. :p
Mid-last-year? MID-LAST-YEAR?!? STOP AND LET ME BREATH! mid-last-year is ony 4 MONTHS BEFORE the Blunt appeared with Rove McManus at a Caravan Park in Queensland. Can he deny he was looking for strays? I THINK NOT! Is that a fist at the end blocking the final truth? Or is it the darknesss crowding my eyes as I lean in to the kiss
the steel fur? Take off every 'BLUNT' !!
I can't ignoe the signs... the creator of this clip, CocaColaWoman, is almost certainly Frances M Benz, the instigator of this sorry affair. The BluntLove, the desire for JB to keep up those beautiful cats and therefore keep that sweet sweet music piercing our eardrums, and the illiteracy - it all adds up.
Your post criticising her cat-fancying crooner has enraged him/her. May the LOLBlunts protect us all.
"MAY BE funny for some viewers"??
I think the producers of this fantastic vid have underestimated their comedic excellence.