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Lindsay Lohan To Ashley Olsen: 'Get Your Arse Away From My Girlfriend'
Posted by Molly Friedman at 9:00 AM on April 23, 2008
When Lindsay Lohan falls off the wagon, she falls hard. So hard, in fact, that she spent this past weekend traipsing around New York in what appears to be a long and eventful whopper of a bender. As we reported yesterday, Lindsay spent her Saturday night downing Grey Goose with new roomie Samantha Ronson before promptly (and nostalgically) passing out in a car. But today's NY Post informs us that the night before was far more eventful. Tagging along with Ronson to the Beatrice Inn on Friday night for one of the chain-smoking DJ's gigs, whatever mysterious substances were floating through Lohan's system manifested into a screaming match directed towards teeny tiny Ashley Olsen:
"Ashley Olsen said hello to Sam at the Beatrice, and Lindsay screamed at her, 'Get your 15-year-old Full House arse away from my girlfriend.'"
Calling Ronson her "girlfriend" is one thing, especially after the two BFFs are now shacking up together, but a piece in today's NY Post reported that Lohan has a new Facebook page under the name "Lindsay Ronson" (revealed by our friends over at Gawker):
So, first comes love, then comes cohabitation, then comes taking your loved one's last name? While we're delighted to hear Lindsay wasn't so far off the rails that she was able to correctly remember which TGIF sitcom Olsen starred in, it seems whatever she was on prompted some sort of amnesia - 15? Sure, Olsen isn't the most mature-looking five-foot-nothing star in the world, but everyone and their father knows the Olsens became legal some time ago.
- SAM'S ALL HERS [NY Post]
- SHE'S BAAACK: LATE-NIGHT LINDSAY LOHAN [NYDN]
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EuroDad
Posted 4:58 AM 23/4/08
maybe the three of them should kiss and make up...
bleh - not even Fleshbot could make that appealing
EuroDad
Shumina
Posted 4:52 AM 23/4/08
"Er...I mean, have another cosmo. It's on me."
Shumina
Shumina
Posted 4:52 AM 23/4/08
"Get your Herbie: Fully Loaded, leathered, freckly twat out of my city!"
Shumina
heidiho
Posted 4:36 AM 23/4/08
Careful, Linds. Ashley's pinkie finger is worth more than your entire "fortune."
heidiho
Magnakai Haaskivi
Posted 5:27 AM 23/4/08
I just realized how incredibly lame my Facebook account is by comparison.
Magnakai Haaskivi
Juancho
Posted 5:17 AM 23/4/08
Pale skinny girl on girl action. No thanks.
Juancho
gwendolyn
Posted 6:06 AM 23/4/08
@gwendolyn: Oops! Beg pardon. I hate double posting as much as anyone.
gwendolyn
gwendolyn
Posted 6:05 AM 23/4/08
Not only are the Olsen twins older than LiLo, they have actually lived several years longer that most trolls, confounding zoologists worldwide...
gwendolyn
gwendolyn
Posted 6:04 AM 23/4/08
Not only are the Olsen twins older than LiLo, they have actually lived several years longer than most trolls, confounding zoologists worldwide...
gwendolyn
EleanorRigby
Posted 5:45 AM 23/4/08
the olsens are actually older than lohan. idiot.
EleanorRigby
PaisleyPajamas
Posted 6:37 AM 23/4/08
LL could take AO, after some GG vodka, but add MKO and a sly call to her AA sponsor by the snaparrazi and the DJ *girlfriend* would be ushering her to the car early for some ZZZ's.
PaisleyPajamas
fuddes
Posted 6:24 AM 23/4/08
Yeah, because that Facebook page isn't fake or anything.
fuddes
PaisleyPajamas
Posted 7:21 AM 23/4/08
@Mark Graham: You know, that's how I feel when I read about LiLo. Apologies for making it contagious.
PaisleyPajamas
Mark Graham
Posted 6:53 AM 23/4/08
@PaisleyPajamas: Too many abreevs! My head's gonna explode!
Mark Graham
EuroDad
Posted 7:59 AM 23/4/08
@PaisleyPajamas:
don't forget the STD's!
EuroDad
kylo4
Posted 9:02 AM 23/4/08
I remember reading that Lindsay listed her orientation as bisexual so it is more than possible that Sam Ronson is her girlfriend. I came across a Perez story on it. Sometimes he's right, sometimes he's wrong but there's more than enough evidence now to prove that they're an item.
kylo4
WGARefugee
Posted 10:34 AM 23/4/08
I just want to know one thing. Where's "Leave Samantha Ronson's Britney Alone Guy" when you really need him?
WGARefugee
catdirt
Posted 10:21 AM 23/4/08
lilo rocked coachella last year... this year she's (relatively) refreshed & reinvigorated- i predict great things!!!
catdirt
Whiteboyfunfark
Posted 2:59 PM 23/4/08
Watchit, LiLo, or she'll loan you her sister's New York masseuse......
Whiteboyfunfark
ge90036
Posted 7:28 AM 24/4/08
Rehab did you good, honey!
ge90036