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Katie Holmes Haircut Turns Cruise Family Into Identical Triplets
Posted by Molly Friedman at 8:00 AM on April 2, 2008
Before her marriage to Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes was not considered to be much of a fashion chameleon. Her Dawson's Creek era hairstyle — an unassuming, just-out-of-bed look — matched her sense of style, and there was no reason for her to frequently change her look to keep up with the times. But then came Tom. And Suri. And Posh. And suddenly, Katie's "look" was something to be observed, altering rapidly with each life change, and now, her brand-new page boy cut is a certifiable oddity. We put together a montage of the various styles that Katie has undergone in the last two years; strangely enough, as her hair has gotten shorter and shorter, her transformation has resulted in an eerie resemblance to both Tom's silky cut and little Suri's bob.
First, we reminisce on Katie back in 2006, when she could let her hair loose and long, uninhibited by friendships with severely bobbed Victoria Beckham and uninfluenced by Tom's irresistibly silky sheen. And this February, Katie had made her way into serious short territory. And now? Her cut looks like Mary Stuart Masterson's circa Some Kind Of Wonderful. Perhaps she's prepping for another marathon?
[Photo Credits: Getty, Revealing Entertainment]
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Decebal
Posted 10:11 AM 2/4/08
What is Xenu for "So incredibly sad" Sigh.....
Decebal
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 10:09 AM 2/4/08
Ugh. Mom hair. Take two Xanax and proceed to menopause.
Little Mintz Sunshine
StaringatScreen
Posted 10:00 AM 2/4/08
Stepford Wife transformation nearly complete.
StaringatScreen
fembot
Posted 9:38 AM 2/4/08
amazing transformation from young, cute 20 something actress to tot toting mini-van driving, middle-aged appearing housewife.
fembot
metroville
Posted 9:30 AM 2/4/08
The family-mandated hairstyle is necessary to allow one's head to fit in the special helmets onboard Xenu's spaceship.
metroville
Old No.7
Posted 9:28 AM 2/4/08
Tell me again the story of how Tom Cruise doesn't like boys.
Old No.7
NotReadyForPrimeTime
Posted 10:44 AM 2/4/08
Hopefully she'll shave her head next and get the help she needs.
NotReadyForPrimeTime
Dr. Spaceman
Posted 10:40 AM 2/4/08
When's her contract run out?
Dr. Spaceman
Tits McGee
Posted 11:12 AM 2/4/08
As a licenced cosmetologist, I feel compelled to note that that haircut is most definitely not a pageboy.
I would call it a wedge, though it's a bit hard to tell what's happening in the back in that picture. If the back is as long as it looks like it might be, she could be venturing into ::shudder:: mullet territory.
Jexenu. Somebody needs to save that poor girl.
Tits McGee
dutchtreat
Posted 11:00 AM 2/4/08
She doesn't have the strength to hold up all that hair any more. Poor dear needs a steak.
dutchtreat
Sweet Panda Love
Posted 10:53 AM 2/4/08
Hey, that first one depicts her wedding hair with the inexplicable one centimeter fringe along her hairline. Personally, I think it's to hide the scar where the cut open her braincase and replaced it with tapioca pudding.
I also imagine that haircuts and $1000 outfits for Suri are about the only things she's allowed to decide for herself.
Sweet Panda Love
iAlreadyHateYou
Posted 2:07 PM 2/4/08
Katie, dear, eat a sandwich!
iAlreadyHateYou
iAlreadyHateYou
Posted 2:41 PM 2/4/08
@hack-a-rific: It's human. Some people are just blessed. (I say this because I have a friend with real thick glossy bangs like that...yes, I am very jealous, thank you for asking.)
iAlreadyHateYou
hack-a-rific
Posted 2:23 PM 2/4/08
I'll admit it, I'd kill for some thick, glossy bangs like that. Do you think it's human or synthetic?
hack-a-rific
pixie-stix
Posted 9:52 PM 2/4/08
Could be for a role - I heard tell about play w/John Lithgow.
Or she's loopy and will be shaving her head soon.
pixie-stix
hissykitty
Posted 12:36 AM 3/4/08
Does she get to keep Suri when the contract is finished or like Nicole will she just leave the kid with him in exchange for an obscene amount of money?
hissykitty
first2letters
Posted 12:59 AM 3/4/08
She's looking more gaunt in that latest photo, too -- must be all the tannis root she's drinking to keep the new Hubbard fetus growing properly.
first2letters
HappyBlues
Posted 3:00 PM 4/4/08
Anybody checked to see what kind of haircut their dog has?
HappyBlues
CaveatLector
Posted 12:28 PM 4/4/08
Good God! She's got ears like Dumbo.
CaveatLector
regisgoat
Posted 10:11 PM 6/4/08
Clearly, rescuing this poor woman is a job for Batman.
regisgoat
Oldboy
Posted 5:40 AM 7/4/08
@first2letters: Very funny man--tannis root indeed.Suri has her father's eyes...
Oldboy
ExposeTheSky
Posted 2:30 PM 7/4/08
I must say that I think Katie is trying to be too old too fast. I know Tom is way older than her but she has seemed to lost her youthness! I know she isn't a kid anymore but she's acting 50 and that haircut seems she wants to look 50 too.
ExposeTheSky