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Posted by Molly Friedman at 10:15 AM on April 1, 2008
Katherine Heigl continues to ever so subtly remind her husband Josh "Call Me Joshua" Kelley that she does, and always will, wear the pants in their frightening relationship. This time, domestic issues are going beyond proving her social dominance or explaining on national television that their marriage would likely dissolve should they be forced to spend two consecutive weeks together. No, now Katie's moved on to the touchy topic of having Heiglets. And unsurprisingly, she plans on having them when she wants them, no matter how unready Joshua may be. As she puts it, "I think he'd prefer to wait a little more time, but I kind of wouldn't." [People]
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Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 11:42 AM 1/4/08
@RocketRockit: "...I wonder how much JoshUA's leash cost?"
About the price of his soul...
Joshy, I am just going ahead and suggest that you start pulling out. Sure, you'll end up being painfully castrated, but the pain can't last forever, can it? Besides, it's not like the little woman is going to let you leave with it in tact, anyways.
Little Mintz Sunshine
RocketRockit
Posted 11:17 AM 1/4/08
I also saw some mini-article in OK! or something similarly terrible that talked about how she spends $350 on Hermes collars for her four dogs and they sleep on cashmere throws or something. I wonder how much JoshUA's leash cost?
RocketRockit
Bizarro
Posted 1:40 PM 1/4/08
The more I read about this woman, the less I like her. *yech*
Bizarro
Evil Tortie's Mom
Posted 1:58 PM 1/4/08
@Little Mintz Sunshine: Couldn't the poor schlub just get a vasectomy during one of her months out of town?
Evil Tortie's Mom
pixie-stix
Posted 2:57 PM 1/4/08
She sounds like a pain in the ass. Don't want to sound unsympathetic to the Josh, but hey - he married her.
pixie-stix
Old No.7
Posted 6:09 PM 1/4/08
Either this bitch can suck-start a Harley, or Josh Kelly is an invertebrate.
Old No.7
CatherineTrammell
Posted 6:33 PM 1/4/08
My bad. I thought T R Knight was already babysitting their child. Apparently that's his boyfriend.
CatherineTrammell
iAlreadyHateYou
Posted 11:39 PM 1/4/08
She rubs me the wrong way.
Um, why is she famous again? She's been in a few crappy movies, and she plays a crappy and very annoying character in Grey's...and...and...there has to be something substantial there, right? RIGHT?
Yuck.
iAlreadyHateYou
mr.Man
Posted 12:46 AM 2/4/08
@iAlreadyHateYou: "Why is she famous again?"
She's one of the lead characters on a top-five show and her movies have grossed in excess of $250 million worldwide.
I'm no fan, but Katie's Hollywood profile (and, thus, her fame) are easily explained when you actually look at her career.
mr.Man
IKnowThings
Posted 1:01 AM 2/4/08
It would serve her right to have kids. Taking care of kids is hard work, even if you have nannies and a grandmomager. Josh should knock her up and then leave her. Team Josh.
IKnowThings
iAlreadyHateYou
Posted 2:00 AM 2/4/08
@mr.Man: No, I know that she's been in movies and bla bla bla, that doesn't explain WHY she's famous, it only explains that she's famous.
I guess my question is, phrased differently, what exactly is it about her that makes people want to watch her on screen? She's not that attractive (IMHO there are actresses and people out there many times prettier and more charming), she's kind of bland, she's just another run of the mill leggy blonde.
iAlreadyHateYou
RocketRockit
Posted 3:37 AM 2/4/08
I loved her in "My Father the Hero" and hated everything she's been in since.
RocketRockit
Benovite
Posted 4:29 AM 2/4/08
I see a Captain & Tennille biopic in their future.
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Desk_hack
Posted 5:55 AM 2/4/08
Just like the bumper sticker says, Katie, "Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole."
Desk_hack
ge90036
Posted 6:57 AM 2/4/08
Does she actually need him to have kids? I mean... she clearly has his testicles in a lock box somewhere anyway.
ge90036
mr.Man
Posted 10:53 AM 2/4/08
@iAlreadyHateYou: "What exactly is it about her that makes people want to watch her on screen? "
I have absolutely no idea. My friends and I call this "The Brendan Fraser" conundrum.
mr.Man
iAlreadyHateYou
Posted 2:09 PM 2/4/08
@mr.Man: Hahahahaha. I would also call it the "Renee Zellwegger" conundrum.
iAlreadyHateYou