J.J. Abrams-Produced 'Hot For Teacher' To Explore Lighter Side Of Statutory Rape
Posted by Seth at 7:15 AM on April 26, 2008
Like so many other tropes of the 1980s, the theme of busty-teacher-as-sex-predator that fuelled many a teen comedy (and locked-bathroom meditation session) appears to be enjoying a resurgence as well, as THR is reporting that J.J. Abrams will produce the unambiguously titled spec Hot For Teacher for Paramount:
"Hot" is a "Superbad"-like story of a high school senior who sets out to have sex with his teacher before he graduates.
Dyer was a writer-producer on such shows as "DAG" and "Andy Richter Controls the Universe," and is a supervising producer on Showtime's "Californication."
Expect the viral campaign to commence shortly, with a mysterious, shaky-home-video trailer in which an 8th grade science fair erupts into chaos following a series of explosions and a tumbling pair of Statue of Liberty-sized panties. (And a note to any frustrated screenwriters out there: Just because Hot For Teacher will be first out of the gate is no reason to abandon your own, one-third-completed outline forNailing Miss Scarf—"a Sarah Marshallesque coming-of-age tale set amid the batter-filled mixing bowls of a junior high Home Ec class..."—as the market can surely sustain more than one take on the educator-sexing genre.)

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heidiho
Posted 4:52 AM 26/4/08
Oh, Matt Lattanzi... Can we just talk about how amazingly awesome (horrible) Chloe is on Rock the Cradle? God, how I love her so.
heidiho
Old No.7
Posted 4:44 AM 26/4/08
The role of the school principal to be played by Dateline NBC's Chris Hansen.
Old No.7
bess marvin, girl detective
Posted 4:28 AM 26/4/08
fuck me gently with a chainsaw...
bess marvin, girl detective
ObtuseIntolerant
Posted 5:40 AM 26/4/08
+ Watch video
ObtuseIntolerant
secretagentman
Posted 5:33 AM 26/4/08
God Matt Lattanzi was smokin hot back then. I think seeing him in Rich & Famous made me realize I was a big mo.
secretagentman
Readsforaliving
Posted 8:22 AM 26/4/08
I prefer to believe J.J. bought the property just so he could stash it in a drawer and spare the world. I can dream, can't I?
Readsforaliving
Little Mintz Sunshine
Posted 12:54 PM 26/4/08
In this day and age, wouldn't getting your driver's license be more difficult than getting your teacher?
Little Mintz Sunshine
gwendolyn
Posted 12:25 PM 28/4/08
I presume trope=massive fashion pathology.
At least that is what it would equal to me.
gwendolyn
gwendemarco
Posted 8:07 AM 29/4/08
Oh, he's a senior. That means he's legal. And she's hot. Totally cool then.
gwendemarco